(25-09-2019, 09:59 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : uhhhhhhhhhhh inn dono ko ghar rent pe dena hain ..
uhh 1/10th running rate pe
payment ..rent ki ..kind mein hogi ..i mean .........koi bhi din aa ke ..rent .
done done done
LC: aahhh is slim, lambi
Kriti Sanon ki to tangein apney kandhone pe rakh ke
iske bf ke saamne ise lagaonga...................aur wo rota rahega................
(25-09-2019, 09:50 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : ....uffff  ..  aaaaaaaaah ...just wanna rip her holes apart ..
LC: uffff aisa figure......................
is Kriti Sanon ke saath to main apney bacchon se housefull kar doon
(25-09-2019, 10:03 PM)loveceleb Wrote: [ -> ]LC: aahhh is slim, lambi Kriti Sanon ki to tangein apney kandhone pe rakh ke
iske bf ke saamne ise lagaonga...................aur wo rota rahega................
tw : woh bhai ..suna ...tum log ...ghar khoj rahe ho ..
aur live in couple ko koi de nahin raha ... ghar ....
suna last .....makaan maalik ne ....abhi ...10 min pehle ..raste pe ...dhakke maar ke nikaal diya ?
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(25-09-2019, 10:06 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : woh bhai ..suna ...tum log ...ghar khoj rahe ho ..
aur live in couple ko koi de nahin raha ... ghar ....
suna last .....makaan maalik ne ....abhi ...10 min pehle ..raste pe ...dhakke maar ke nikaal diya ? Â :
LC: haan wo sir ji.....................aisa hi haal hai
Hum dono to college lovers hain
ab dekho ek ghar bhi nahi mil raha hai
upar se bhaag ke shaadi ki hai
aap hi kuch jagah de dijiye na
Kriti also looking at TW...............ki kaash ye ghar mil jaye
(25-09-2019, 10:09 PM)loveceleb Wrote: [ -> ]LC: haan wo sir ji.....................aisa hi haal hai
Hum dono to college lovers hain
ab dekho ek ghar bhi nahi mil raha hai
upar se bhaag ke shaadi ki hai
aap hi kuch jagah de dijiye na
Kriti also looking at TW...............ki kaash ye ghar mil jaye
tw : arey mere rehte hue .....shaadi shuda couple ...woh bhi nayi nayi shaadi ..wala couple (looking at kriti ) ....
aise raste pe kaiseÂ
areey aao aao ...
andar aao ..(lao suitcase do ..) aaj se yeh tum logo ka kamra. ..
taking them to his bedroom ...
TW : lo lo ...yeh ...lo ...sharbat peeyo (giving them drug laced drinks)Â
Ab dost ki shaadi mein jao....................aur dulhan ki hot, catholic saheli ho
dulha aur uski biwi se pehle...............uska punjabi munda, dulhan ki catholic saheli ke saath..........uska bistat test karÂ
de........
(25-09-2019, 10:12 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : arey mere rehte hue .....shaadi shuda couple ...woh bhi nayi nayi shaadi ..wala couple (looking at kriti ) ....
aise raste pe kaiseÂ
areey aao aao ...
andar aao ..(lao suitcase do ..) aaj se yeh tum logo ka kamra. ..
taking them to his bedroom ...
TW : lo lo ...yeh ...lo ...sharbat peeyo (giving them drug laced drinks)Â
Kriti: aree shukriya TW ji shukriya..................aapney to humari saari problem hi solve kar di
LC: haan TW ji.................ab aap umar mein hum dono se itney zyada hain
par fir bhi young couple ki sari chinta aapney jath se solve kar di
Main kehta tha na Kriti...............ki TW ji best hain
agar hum aapke liye kuch bhi kabhi bhi kar sakein to bindass bataiyega
(25-09-2019, 10:14 PM)loveceleb Wrote: [ -> ]Ab dost ki shaadi mein jao....................aur dulhan ki hot, catholic saheli ho
dulha aur uski biwi se pehle...............uska punjabi munda, dulhan ki catholic saheli ke saath..........uska bistat test karÂ
de........
Jacquline : Hi Jacueline ..main malini ki dost hoon ..haan haan .woh aap ke dost rajan ki (points back to thhe stage )
aap hi LC ho na ....woh thoda help chaiye thaÂ
karoge ?Â
(25-09-2019, 10:16 PM)loveceleb Wrote: [ -> ]Kriti: aree shukriya TW ji shukriya..................aapney to humari saari problem hi solve kar di
LC: haan TW ji.................ab aap umar mein hum dono se itney zyada hain
par fir bhi young couple ki sari chinta aapney jath se solve kar di
Main kehta tha na Kriti...............ki TW ji best hain
agar hum aapke liye kuch bhi kabhi bhi kar sakein to bindass bataiyega
tw : areey ab ...ek duniya mein rehte hain ..aur ab to ek gghar mein .help lena dena to laga rahega ..
looking at kritiÂ
tw : tum log peeyo na sharbaat peeyo aur doon ??
LC ..ko fills another glass (muscle arresting drug. ..cant move )Â
and for Kriti : yeh lo tumhaare liye chocolate ( date rape drug ...kha ke ..horny and ....lack of control )Â