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(16-01-2021, 08:00 AM)maxfitfight Wrote: [ -> ]When your 22 yr old girlfriend is calling you to her house because her parents went outside, but you just met this Aunty in a party.

You to yourself : Aaj to aunty ki ghanti bajani hai , gf ko kal OYO par bula lenge

Aisi itni kadak figure wali divorced expirenced aunty mil jaye to fir gf ki kya jarurat ...raat bhar bas isko positions Badal Badal ke daba ke   

Behan woh Arjun keh raha tha ki .. agar aaj raat Amrita bhi aa jaati hai usse khush karne to Phir woh kal humein shopping karwa dega.



Par maine bhi keh diya .. ki Amrita ka standard hai ... Kam se kam Dubai se karani padhegi shopping.

(16-01-2021, 07:43 AM)maxfitfight Wrote: [ -> ]That one divorced aunty .. jiske peeche society ke saare mard lage rehte hain ... Kya pata who gets lucky. 

tw : aaaaaah ek baar maan jayein 

ghar ja ke ..

balcony ke ..glass se sata ke ...khade khade ...peeche se ...doonga 

tw : when you pull out and your cum is dripping from her asshole

This boy stayes in same society as her ..watches her everyday day coming from gym ..

Dekh kya rahe ho ghar jao ....sirf dekhne se kuch nahi hoga 

(16-01-2021, 02:27 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : when you pull out and your cum is dripping from her asshole

That is the peak of pleasure

 You are hosting a birthday party for your 5 yr old son. His best friend's slutty divorced mom shows up like this. 



All the Dads ... : Hey Malaika .. why don't you join us in the poker room .. we will have some drinks .. play some poker ..
Don't go with the ladies .. they are boring..


Ladies are obviously jealous .. they start bitching about her .

Meanwhile in the poker room ... You take the lead and 'accidently' elbow her boobs..  

You : oops sorry.. 
Malaika : ohh never mind  .

Bas phir kya tha .. shuruaat ho gayi thi

Ab doosre ne Malaika ka boob daba diya .. to teesre  uski gaand par thappad bajane laga..

Malaika : Arre arre ruko ruko .. pehle kapde to utaarne do mujhe .. tum saale tharki faad hi doge inhein.

Yaar my whole body is paining . Kal mere waale ne palang tod chudai ki ... 1 ghante tak berehmi se chodta raha ...




1 ghanta ?? I don't even know how does it feel... Mera nalla to 1 min mein hi jhad jaata hai.




1 min ??? Hahah ... Yeh to maggi se bhi tez nikla..

When you return back home from office and your Bhabhi asks 

' Devar ji ..  aapka bistar lagate time mujhe aaj phir apni photo mili .. aur yeh har baar itni chip chipi kyun hoti hai'




You : Bhabhi bas ab aap itne bhi bhole mat bano .. baaki practically bhi samjha sakta hoon aapko. Bas mauka to do

You invite your friend and his sexy wife for dinner at your place. When he goes to the washroom ...you to bhabhi ..

' Yeh Raman din mein 18 ghante kaam karta hai ... Itni sexy biwi hote huye kaam ko itni importance Kaun deta hai .. I doubt ki aapki sex life interesting hogi.. but koi nahi ..you know whom to call when you feel lonely.

Bhabhi :