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(11-02-2021, 08:10 PM)maxfitfight Wrote: [ -> ]When you are on a first date with her and she asks ..

" What will you have " ...
You while staring at her cleavage : Milk Shake ...

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She : That's not available here...

You : Yahan ka to chahiye bhi nahi ...

That's when she realises what you mean...

She with a smile : you are such a pervert..


But you continue to stare at her boobies ...

She : Main chhupa hi leti hoon inhein..

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When that sexy lady who sits next you in office hasn't worked throughout the year ... But during appraisal time she starts coming to office like this...

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When you are going for a month long business tour .. and your wife wants to make the most of your last night..

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When she is in deep thoughts about last night.

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When you are a  tour guide and bring an NRI tourist to show a  remote village for the first time...

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And trick her into wearing skimpy clothes by telling her ..that this is local culture...

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When she realises that she is the only one wearing such slutty clothes but all the dirty villagers are getting aroused by looking at her ...band she acts like a tease


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When you wife has a sexy figure and you make sure that whenever she wears saree and go out .. her sexy kamariya is always visible...

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When your wife and her horny friend are enjoying their Saturday evening with a wine in your house ...

And you come back home after a game of football..

She : Baby aaj kuchh naya try karte hain...

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(20-02-2021, 03:08 AM)maxfitfight Wrote: [ -> ]When your wife and her horny friend are enjoying their Saturday evening with a wine in your house ...

And you come back home after a game of football..

She : Baby aaj kuchh naya try karte hain...

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Who is this girl at the front? So sexy
(20-02-2021, 03:10 AM)crazy4Aish Wrote: [ -> ]Who is this girl at the front? So sexy

TV actress .. Puja Banerjee
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