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TW simple living middle class guy .. in basic tongue - A COMMON MAN !
just like any other common man .. he also had dreams . .a wild dream ! having KAREENA KAPOOR KHAN in bed .. in his favorite FEVICOL DRESS it sounded weird.. act each fantasy of a man sounds weird .. bt that doesnt make that guy stop dreaming imagining it. be it any contest to have a date or dinner or chance to meet Kareena ! TW use to fill the form and throw in the lucky draw box ... with a mission . .passion and will that one day he will be able to meet his Fantasy Woman KAREENA !! ![[Image: 67525398_152193992525743_886082328528311...NQ%3D%3D.2]](https://scontent-frt3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-15/e35/67525398_152193992525743_8860823285283117022_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=107&se=7&oh=84d7fde5aefdbaf896037b98ecf16c5e&oe=5E0B0301&ig_cache_key=MjEyMDQxNDUyMDY3ODQwOTE4NQ%3D%3D.2)
14-10-2019, 10:08 PM
(14-10-2019, 10:07 PM)sluttysunny Wrote: TW simple living middle class guy .. in basic tongue - A COMMON MAN ! its a saying.. one thing u want so hard and with this much urge .. its bound to happen !! so was the scene.. TW received a letter in his mailbox !! Congratulations .. u have won one night with Kareena Kapoor Khan at her Pataudi Mansion .. TW soon that night received .. a long ride to her pataudi palace ! ![[Image: DnSHA9NWwAAGcRV.jpg]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnSHA9NWwAAGcRV.jpg)
14-10-2019, 10:09 PM
(14-10-2019, 10:04 PM)sluttysunny Wrote: only thing i could imagine is .. by looking at those 2 face expressions tw : bc ....kaise ho rahi hain shaadi kaise ho rahi hain shaadi bola na tha na humne koi shaadi nahin hogi ..iss ghar mein ...kaise ....soch kaise liya .... yeh ghar ..bachelors ka hain ...bachelors ka rahega ..sab brahmachaari ![[Image: 64m86qm8_luka-chuppi-instagram_625x300_02_March_19.jpg]](https://c.ndtvimg.com/2019-03/64m86qm8_luka-chuppi-instagram_625x300_02_March_19.jpg) TW - father ...of family ..(adopted all the boys ...) himself a dacaoit .... came into baraat with entire dakoo toli firing everywhere entire marriage crowd ran away .some crouching here and there pandit scared ![[Image: MV5BNjU0ZDM0NWMtOGY5Yy00YWYxLThjZGQtYjRk...00_AL_.jpg]](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjU0ZDM0NWMtOGY5Yy00YWYxLThjZGQtYjRkNWM4ZTZmMDBiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUxMTY3ODM@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,695,1000_AL_.jpg)
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14-10-2019, 10:12 PM
(14-10-2019, 10:08 PM)sluttysunny Wrote: its a saying.. one thing u want so hard and with this much urge .. Upon reaching the mansion !! Manager.. of Kareena Kapoor Khan - aap bethiye madam aati hongi .. asking TW to sit in living room . grand huge living room .. awaiting the queen of his heart and dick Kareena Kapoor to show up when he saw up.. from the lavish staircase.. Kareena stepping down ! ![[Image: DsnaSADWoAAhZLm.jpg]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsnaSADWoAAhZLm.jpg) and to TW surprise.. dressed in her Fevicol Dress .. TW was surprised and confused.. why is she in that dress? Kareena smiling as she steps down .. coming towards him ! Kareena - Hi .. Mr. TW right ? my biggest fan . huh ? so nice to have u here !! talking greeting TW in her fevicol dress.. (but why ?) ![[Image: vE9kcmP.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/vE9kcmP.jpg)
14-10-2019, 10:15 PM
(14-10-2019, 10:12 PM)sluttysunny Wrote: Upon reaching the mansion !! kareena - arre kya hua ? oh this ? ab woh form main .. likha tha naa !! aapne ! ur fav song and moment .. was .. this .. shows her body and that dress ! so there u go !! . . ab biggest fan ho .. isse acha surprise kya ho sakta tha ! please sit sit .. !! as she also sits down ! bt due to that dress.. as she sat. her belly made folds. visible to TW.. and not to miss that deep cleavage in that tight choli ![[Image: bJb8DpH.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/bJb8DpH.jpg)
14-10-2019, 10:16 PM
IIFA awards .....
Katrina Kaif ...just won an award .... she had promised she would be thanking her entire crew .....but ..she ..got busy staff all michael : pakka ..koi producer ka choos rahi hogi ....andar john : areey madam hain apni tony : jaise ..tu madam ke mamme nahin taap raha tha saale SS ...standing alone new in the staff ..not saying anything ram : main to chala bhai .itni der kaun wait karega slowly ..... all going home sure she would not come ....in the staff quarter to .thank the staff only SS remaining time around 10 pm a carpet .s[pread out ..and ..SS sitting alone ....with the car keys she walks in Katrina : areey ....SS ? right ? .....tum abhi tak .....yahi ho .. ? (that brit accent ) ![[Image: 740384-01-05.jpg?%24p=5670626&w=1136&%24w=ec52ab9]](https://www.thenational.ae/image/policy:1.911290:1568702737/740384-01-05.jpg?%24p=5670626&w=1136&%24w=ec52ab9)
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