Dirty Mind

[lpg]

when shooting for a horror comedy

one of the guy said : madam ji wo andhere se darr lagta hai

and she naughtily replies

katrina : mazaa bhi to andhere mai hi aata hai

[lpg]

when booked by son of a billionaire

and after making him fully exhausted

she comes to his father

katrina : wo vicky ne bola hai payment dad se le lena

[timewaster]

when booked by son of a billionaire

and after making him fully exhausted

she comes to his father

katrina : wo vicky ne bola hai payment dad se le lena

tw :beta jab laaya tha ..dost hain bol ke ..

tabhi baap ka 

ab ..toh ...1+1 ..kar liya mind mein .....and knows. .bete ne abhi abhi kiya hain :

[King of fantasy]

Always thought of her as slutty ....but imagine in different personality ...

Itni mehnat se movie banayi....koi dekhna nahi chahta ....
Ab isme meri kya galti ....senior actor thoda support karega na ...

[lpg]

when a young bhola bhaala guy comes to her

innocently asking : katrina ji ye scene ye mtlb computer se kiya hoga na

aise asli mai nhi kar sakte na




and she sluttily adds : censor wale poora dikhaane kahan dete hain

warna ye to bas jhalak thi

[loveceleb]

Ab Officer ne din me raid mar di Mantri (gunde ) ke ghar pe ....

Ab fir mantri bhi to raat me raid maregi na ..officer ke ghar pe 

LC: aahhh what an idea bro

maarega maarega................Mantri to jamke maarega, officer ke ghar pe...........raid......

[JD_Loft1]

Katrina, the hot, gori, palang tod English teacher of the school jisse Sports Department 


ka har teacher pelna chahta tha.







Katrina ka beta Raghu ussi school  mein padta tha aur uska sports teacher tha kala desi hatta khatta JD.


JD: jaan boojhke Raghu ko sports mein fail kar deta hai


Katrina:  After School gets over,  Katrina goes to meet JD to discuss about this. 

JD: Bete ko pass karwana hai to ek shart hai meri.... tumhe apni taangein failani padegi bas. Kal school mein graduation party hai, 


sab log auditorium mein honge.... hum kisi khaali classroom mein  jaake  kaam ki baat 

kar lenge   .  Aur haa wo saree pehen ke aana usme tum kya palang tod maal lagti  ho. 




Next Day, party going on in auditorium, meanwhile ek khaali classroom mein JD Katrina ko deewar se sata ke .... saree upar utha ke kutiya ki tarah chod rha tha .


JD ne recording bhi kari thi taaki baaki sports teachers ko dikha ke chidayega ki usne Katrina ki chut maari thi.

[lpg]

Katrina, the hot, gori, palang tod English teacher of the school jisse Sports Department 


ka har teacher pelna chahta tha.







Katrina ka beta Raghu ussi school  mein padta tha aur uska sports teacher tha kala desi hatta khatta JD.


JD: jaan boojhke Raghu ko sports mein fail kar deta hai


Katrina:  After School gets over,  Katrina goes to meet JD to discuss about this. 

JD: Bete ko pass karwana hai to ek shart hai meri.... tumhe apni taangein failani padegi bas. Kal school mein graduation party hai, 


sab log auditorium mein honge.... hum kisi khaali classroom mein  jaake  kaam ki baat 

kar lenge   .  Aur haa wo saree pehen ke aana usme tum kya palang tod maal lagti  ho. 




Next Day, party going on in auditorium, meanwhile ek khaali classroom mein JD Katrina ko deewar se sata ke .... saree upar utha ke kutiya ki tarah chod rha tha .


JD ne recording bhi kari thi taaki baaki sports teachers ko dikha ke chidayega ki usne Katrina ki chut maari thi.

[HiRod]

Rakesh got married with katrina and brought her back to India to meet his family

saara mohala came too see angrezi hain gori hain skirt pehni hain everyone looking at them

maa aayi arathi dene as she came into the house

saab ka laadla rakesh ka chota bhai usse raha nahi gaya aur seeda saabke saamne

sarra mohala maa - baap even rakesh ko ekeen nahi ho rahatha ke kya horaha hain

[timewaster]

Rakesh got married with katrina and brought her back to India to meet his family

saara mohala came too see angrezi hain gori hain skirt pehni hain everyone looking at them

maa aayi arathi dene as she came into the house

saab ka laadla rakesh ka chota bhai usse raha nahi gaya aur seeda saabke saamne

sarra mohala maa - baap even rakesh ko ekeen nahi ho rahatha ke kya horaha hain

    

baap level idea mate