Dirty Mind

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when deal for swapping of husband go well planned

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ab thakur ka 16 saal ka ladka

shaadi mai rakesh ki biwi ko dekh ke

zid pakad baitha shaadi isi se karunga

thakur ne smjhaaya gharwalon ne smjhaaya

end mai katrina has to intervene

katrina : mai baat karun chote thakur se

rakesh to 2 saal se ghar aaya nhi

zinda hai ya mar gya pta nhi

par ghar mai jawaan bahu

thakur ki nazar pad gyi 

umar 60 ke paar

or shaadi ka rishta bhej diya

gharwale agreed or katrina bhi maan gyi

suhaagraat pe even saying to thakur saa : aapko fir se jawaan kar dungi

[lpg]

virat young cousin brother

about to get married tomorrow

nervous asking bhaiyaa pehli raat ko kya hota hai

anushka smilingly looks at virat : tum btaaoge ya mai btaaun

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3 rich mens' sons - 3 boys ..put together money to rent a celeb escort .the richest boy's farmhouse to be used
suv pulls up she comes in ...

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now boys ....do toss pehele kaun karega ....me one of them ....she standing there. ...talking to us while we decide

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Early morning photoshoot in her backyard...

this young guy constantly staring ....bulge in pants



finally post shoot

Jacqueline : woh aise nahin neeche hoga (pointing to his tent)  ? chalo ..(takes him to the .....house )

[FuckingWolf]

ab best friend ka mtlb ye to nhi ki ek dusre ke kapde bhi badal ke pehenein

well katrina and komal did so

but komal ke pati ko kya pta chalega

kaam se aaya and saw katrina in his wife clothes from behind

thinking her as his wife

seedha jaake gaand pe haath lga ke dry humping krne lga

pati : badi garam lag rhi ho aaj

just when katrina turns and say : its me

ab thakur ka 16 saal ka ladka

shaadi mai rakesh ki biwi ko dekh ke

zid pakad baitha shaadi isi se karunga

thakur ne smjhaaya gharwalon ne smjhaaya

end mai katrina has to intervene

katrina : mai baat karun chote thakur se

ab jab raja haar gya ho

or poora rajya vinaash ki aur badh rha ho

aise mai bas rani hi rajya ko bachasakti hai

dushman raja ko apne pairon mai gira ke

rakesh to 2 saal se ghar aaya nhi

zinda hai ya mar gya pta nhi

par ghar mai jawaan bahu

thakur ki nazar pad gyi 

umar 60 ke paar

or shaadi ka rishta bhej diya

gharwale agreed or katrina bhi maan gyi

suhaagraat pe even saying to thakur saa : aapko fir se jawaan kar dungi

shaadi ke 3 saal par bache ki koi khabar nhi

maa pareshaan call this baba from gaon

baba : bahu mai dosh hai

ek hi tareeka hai

bahu ne jaise pehli raat pati ke saath guzaari thi

thik waise hi humaare saath bitaani hogi

aaj raat humaare andar apna pati dekhe legi to sab theek

when deal for swapping of husband go well planned

virat young cousin brother

about to get married tomorrow

nervous asking bhaiyaa pehli raat ko kya hota hai

anushka smilingly looks at virat : tum btaaoge ya mai btaaun

3 rich mens' sons - 3 boys ..put together money to rent a celeb escort .the richest boy's farmhouse to be used
suv pulls up she comes in ...

.

now boys ....do toss pehele kaun karega ....me one of them ....she standing there. ...talking to us while we decide

Early morning photoshoot in her backyard...

this young guy constantly staring ....bulge in pants



finally post shoot

Jacqueline : woh aise nahin neeche hoga (pointing to his tent)  ? chalo ..(takes him to the .....house )

You guys really have awesome "instant" imagination....
Woww yaar. Really cool.
Great Job.

[King of fantasy]

Ab ghar pe close relative marraige ...shadi me Ranveer looking at all managements ...Deepika taking care of guests ....


Marraige rituals going on stage ...aur Peche special room made ...

Sare barati one by one going inside ...just coming out within 5 minutes ..sweating breathing heavily ....



Chacha ..fufa...bua ka ladka ..even tau ji ( 65 years ) ..no. Laga ke .. koi koi to double second round ke liye ...

Deepika not even bothered ...not a single moan from her mouth heard outside ..all casual ...

Deepika: chacha ji ...baki ke do do teen teen ...karke bhej dijiye ..jaldi ho jayega ...mujhe stage pe bhi Jana hai ...

Deepika just bored of them ..tying her ghagra ...wearing blouse 


Deepika: tum last the haa ...bahar bol do bas ab band ..aur nahi hoga ...

Budha chacha : beta ...woh humara no. tha 2 min me ho jayega ...

Deepika: chaha ji ..Abhi to Kiya tha na aapne ...aise  do do Baar ...bahar waha dulhe ke ghar wale Bache hai ek Baar bhi nahi Kiya unhone ...

Deepika going up on stage ..clicking some photos with couple and family ....

Deepika saw dulhe ka baap ...( Has to take care of him also ) 

Deepika: uncle ji ...aap aye nahi Peche ..me wait kar Rahi thi ...( Smiling ..taking care of guest ) 


Baap: are nahi...sare barati ho jaye fir dekhte hai ..( trying to be gentlemen ) ...

Deepika: are nahi aise kaise uncle ji ...shadi hone ke Baad sari bheed ho jayegi ...Sab Jane se pehle ek Baar karne ke liye ..

Beech me ek young guy ...family member 

Guy: bhabi ...woh sabka ho Gaya ho to Abhi me ..woh ..

Deepika: tujhe woh Ranveer ke saath ..catering dekhne bola tha na maine ...tu jaa woh dekh pehle ..(slapping on his arm ) 

Deepika: aap chaliye ..uncle ji Abhi aram se kar lijiye ..Baad me jaldi jaldi me nikalna padega ..ache se ho nahi payega ...

Taking him back in that room ......within 5 mins ..buudha moaning and drained completly ...

Baap: aahs ....sorry woh me thoda jaldi ....ho Gaya 

Deepika: nahi ..nahi thik tha uncle ji ...aapko second round karna hoga to me yahi stage pe rahungi ..aap bol Dena ....(kissing him on cheeks )



Both of them getting out ....Deepika now rejecting everyone ... involving in marriage rituals and functions ..

[King of fantasy]

Everything happening above ...observed by this college going guy ( youngest in family ) ....ranveers cousin 

No one allowing him to go backstage ...but he listened thier moans ..and looking thier condition while coming out ...knew what's happening thier ...

Post marriage ranveer asking him to come at thier place ..bahut din ho gaye aya nahi ..chal humare saath ..

Deepika tierd just slept no talks ...that day ..next morning 

Guy ; ranveer bhaiya ...woh bhabi kal shadi ne aise matlab sab ke saath ...sab ek ek karke ...koi koi to do baar bhi ..( jeleous complaining to ranveer about her )

Ranveer ; are ...woh bhabi to sirf un guest ka dhyan rakh rahi thi ..aur kuch nahi ...

Guy; nahi bhaiya maine suna ...woh log ..kya bol rahe the ..aur awaj bhi aa rahi thi ...sabne kiya ..mujhe to jane bhi nahi diya ...

Ranveer ; baby ...looks what he is saying ...(smiling )

Deepika coming out listening all of this ...

Deepika; seedha seedha bolo na tumhe bhi chahiye ..aise chugli kya kar rahe ho....bade ho jao thode pehle 

[Polaris]

Ab ghar pe close relative marraige ...shadi me Ranveer looking at all managements ...Deepika taking care of guests ....


Marraige rituals going on stage ...aur Peche special room made ...

Sare barati one by one going inside ...just coming out within 5 minutes ..sweating breathing heavily ....



Chacha ..fufa...bua ka ladka ..even tau ji ( 65 years ) ..no. Laga ke .. koi koi to double second round ke liye ...

Deepika not even bothered ...not a single moan from her mouth heard outside ..all casual ...

Deepika: chacha ji ...baki ke do do teen teen ...karke bhej dijiye ..jaldi ho jayega ...mujhe stage pe bhi Jana hai ...

Deepika just bored of them ..tying her ghagra ...wearing blouse 


Deepika: tum last the haa ...bahar bol do bas ab band ..aur nahi hoga ...

Budha chacha : beta ...woh humara no. tha 2 min me ho jayega ...

Deepika: chaha ji ..Abhi to Kiya tha na aapne ...aise  do do Baar ...bahar waha dulhe ke ghar wale Bache hai ek Baar bhi nahi Kiya unhone ...

Deepika going up on stage ..clicking some photos with couple and family ....

Deepika saw dulhe ka baap ...( Has to take care of him also ) 

Deepika: uncle ji ...aap aye nahi Peche ..me wait kar Rahi thi ...( Smiling ..taking care of guest ) 


Baap: are nahi...sare barati ho jaye fir dekhte hai ..( trying to be gentlemen ) ...

Deepika: are nahi aise kaise uncle ji ...shadi hone ke Baad sari bheed ho jayegi ...Sab Jane se pehle ek Baar karne ke liye ..

Beech me ek young guy ...family member 

Guy: bhabi ...woh sabka ho Gaya ho to Abhi me ..woh ..

Deepika: tujhe woh Ranveer ke saath ..catering dekhne bola tha na maine ...tu jaa woh dekh pehle ..(slapping on his arm ) 

Deepika: aap chaliye ..uncle ji Abhi aram se kar lijiye ..Baad me jaldi jaldi me nikalna padega ..ache se ho nahi payega ...

Taking him back in that room ......within 5 mins ..buudha moaning and drained completly ...

Baap: aahs ....sorry woh me thoda jaldi ....ho Gaya 

Deepika: nahi ..nahi thik tha uncle ji ...aapko second round karna hoga to me yahi stage pe rahungi ..aap bol Dena ....(kissing him on cheeks )



Both of them getting out ....Deepika now rejecting everyone ... involving in marriage rituals and functions ..

Everything happening above ...observed by this college going guy ( youngest in family ) ....ranveers cousin 

No one allowing him to go backstage ...but he listened thier moans ..and looking thier condition while coming out ...knew what's happening thier ...

Post marriage ranveer asking him to come at thier place ..bahut din ho gaye aya nahi ..chal humare saath ..

Deepika tierd just slept no talks ...that day ..next morning 

Guy ; ranveer bhaiya ...woh bhabi kal shadi ne aise matlab sab ke saath ...sab ek ek karke ...koi koi to do baar bhi ..( jeleous complaining to ranveer about her )

Ranveer ; are ...woh bhabi to sirf un guest ka dhyan rakh rahi thi ..aur kuch nahi ...

Guy; nahi bhaiya maine suna ...woh log ..kya bol rahe the ..aur awaj bhi aa rahi thi ...sabne kiya ..mujhe to jane bhi nahi diya ...

Ranveer ; baby ...looks what he is saying ...(smiling )

Deepika coming out listening all of this ...

Deepika; seedha seedha bolo na tumhe bhi chahiye ..aise chugli kya kar rahe ho....bade ho jao thode pehle 

Ye aayi na asli story 

Ab ghar pe close relative marraige ...shadi me Ranveer looking at all managements ...Deepika taking care of guests ....


Marraige rituals going on stage ...aur Peche special room made ...

Sare barati one by one going inside ...just coming out within 5 minutes ..sweating breathing heavily ....



Chacha ..fufa...bua ka ladka ..even tau ji ( 65 years ) ..no. Laga ke .. koi koi to double second round ke liye ...

Deepika not even bothered ...not a single moan from her mouth heard outside ..all casual ...

Deepika: chacha ji ...baki ke do do teen teen ...karke bhej dijiye ..jaldi ho jayega ...mujhe stage pe bhi Jana hai ...

Deepika just bored of them ..tying her ghagra ...wearing blouse 


Deepika: tum last the haa ...bahar bol do bas ab band ..aur nahi hoga ...

Budha chacha : beta ...woh humara no. tha 2 min me ho jayega ...

Deepika: chaha ji ..Abhi to Kiya tha na aapne ...aise  do do Baar ...bahar waha dulhe ke ghar wale Bache hai ek Baar bhi nahi Kiya unhone ...

Deepika going up on stage ..clicking some photos with couple and family ....

Deepika saw dulhe ka baap ...( Has to take care of him also ) 

Deepika: uncle ji ...aap aye nahi Peche ..me wait kar Rahi thi ...( Smiling ..taking care of guest ) 


Baap: are nahi...sare barati ho jaye fir dekhte hai ..( trying to be gentlemen ) ...

Deepika: are nahi aise kaise uncle ji ...shadi hone ke Baad sari bheed ho jayegi ...Sab Jane se pehle ek Baar karne ke liye ..

Beech me ek young guy ...family member 

Guy: bhabi ...woh sabka ho Gaya ho to Abhi me ..woh ..

Deepika: tujhe woh Ranveer ke saath ..catering dekhne bola tha na maine ...tu jaa woh dekh pehle ..(slapping on his arm ) 

Deepika: aap chaliye ..uncle ji Abhi aram se kar lijiye ..Baad me jaldi jaldi me nikalna padega ..ache se ho nahi payega ...

Taking him back in that room ......within 5 mins ..buudha moaning and drained completly ...

Baap: aahs ....sorry woh me thoda jaldi ....ho Gaya 

Deepika: nahi ..nahi thik tha uncle ji ...aapko second round karna hoga to me yahi stage pe rahungi ..aap bol Dena ....(kissing him on cheeks )



Both of them getting out ....Deepika now rejecting everyone ... involving in marriage rituals and functions ..

Waise issey imagining Deepika ka RCB wala time! 

Similar scene... wedding changed to cricket stadium/IPL after-party club VIP room mein...

Jersey pehenkar puri team ki legi 

[timewaster]

Ab ghar pe close relative marraige ...shadi me Ranveer looking at all managements ...Deepika taking care of guests ....


Marraige rituals going on stage ...aur Peche special room made ...

Sare barati one by one going inside ...just coming out within 5 minutes ..sweating breathing heavily ....


Chacha ..fufa...bua ka ladka ..even tau ji ( 65 years ) ..no. Laga ke .. koi koi to double second round ke liye ...

Deepika not even bothered ...not a single moan from her mouth heard outside ..all casual ...

Deepika: chacha ji ...baki ke do do teen teen ...karke bhej dijiye ..jaldi ho jayega ...mujhe stage pe bhi Jana hai ...

Deepika just bored of them ..tying her ghagra ...wearing blouse 


Deepika: tum last the haa ...bahar bol do bas ab band ..aur nahi hoga ...

Budha chacha : beta ...woh humara no. tha 2 min me ho jayega ...

Deepika: chaha ji ..Abhi to Kiya tha na aapne ...aise  do do Baar ...bahar waha dulhe ke ghar wale Bache hai ek Baar bhi nahi Kiya unhone ...

Deepika going up on stage ..clicking some photos with couple and family ....

Deepika saw dulhe ka baap ...( Has to take care of him also ) 

Deepika: uncle ji ...aap aye nahi Peche ..me wait kar Rahi thi ...( Smiling ..taking care of guest ) 


Baap: are nahi...sare barati ho jaye fir dekhte hai ..( trying to be gentlemen ) ...

Deepika: are nahi aise kaise uncle ji ...shadi hone ke Baad sari bheed ho jayegi ...Sab Jane se pehle ek Baar karne ke liye ..

Beech me ek young guy ...family member 

Guy: bhabi ...woh sabka ho Gaya ho to Abhi me ..woh ..

Deepika: tujhe woh Ranveer ke saath ..catering dekhne bola tha na maine ...tu jaa woh dekh pehle ..(slapping on his arm ) 

Deepika: aap chaliye ..uncle ji Abhi aram se kar lijiye ..Baad me jaldi jaldi me nikalna padega ..ache se ho nahi payega ...

Taking him back in that room ......within 5 mins ..buudha moaning and drained completly ...

Baap: aahs ....sorry woh me thoda jaldi ....ho Gaya 

Deepika: nahi ..nahi thik tha uncle ji ...aapko second round karna hoga to me yahi stage pe rahungi ..aap bol Dena ....(kissing him on cheeks )



Both of them getting out ....Deepika now rejecting everyone ... involving in marriage rituals and functions ..