TW Occassional Visits

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TW : a special underground event ..live cast and ..live crowd ....an IFCIMB event ..only an underground event of ....connoisseurs of Bollywood beauty and fantasies

organized by IFCIMB

very few people know that fantasies as recorded in IFCIMB and other TW inc threads are not fantasies ..they seem real ..cos they are real

they are role plays with each celebrity ...they come .do it ...and tw records it later as fantasies

why ?

a) popularity of them even when movies are not around
b) them getting to know how men like them
c) 18.75

and now ....to get things back on track

and prepare for a suryavanshi launch

an exclusive weekend ..post lockdown event

IFCIMB special : tw and katrina kaif ...talk show

crowd full ...



also being live telecast

host : gentlemen (no ladies ) please put your hands together for ...katrina kaif 



and of course please welcome TW 

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TW : a special underground event ..live cast and ..live crowd ....an IFCIMB event ..only an underground event of ....connoisseurs of Bollywood beauty and fantasies

organized by IFCIMB

very few people know that fantasies as recorded in IFCIMB and other TW inc threads are not fantasies ..they seem real ..cos they are real

they are role plays with each celebrity ...they come .do it ...and tw records it later as fantasies

why ?

a) popularity of them even when movies are not around
b) them getting to know how men like them
c) 18.75

and now ....to get things back on track

and prepare for a suryavanshi launch

an exclusive weekend ..post lockdown event

IFCIMB special : tw and katrina kaif ...talk show

crowd full ...



also being live telecast

host : gentlemen (no ladies ) please put your hands together for ...katrina kaif 



and of course please welcome TW 

announcer :katrina jee welcome ...to the 1st IFCIMB special 

tw jee aap ka bhi swaagaat hain ...

both ...on the table on stage ...

going to chairs 

announcer : yeh mere paas kuch questiosn hain ...format hain ...show ka ki jo junta poochegi woh 

katrina : hum bolenge 

tw : aur karenge ;

everyone clapping 

annoucer : toh ....katrina jee first question ....woh ....sab jaanna chahte hain ...ab ..aap aur tw ..i mean .kitne din ho gaye in .....aap aur woh ..i mean you know ..(finger in hole sign) 

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as tw hugs her

katrina looks at audience

and pulls her shirt away from tummy region

as if naabhi mai se dress bahar nikaal rahi ho




as annoucer asked question

she naughtily asks back : you mean kitne din mere saath andar??

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as tw hugs her

katrina looks at audience

and pulls her shirt away from tummy region

as if naabhi mai se dress bahar nikaal rahi ho




as annoucer asked question

she naughtily asks back : you mean kitne din mere saath andar??

hearing that across the hall 

seedhe 

that sound of 



katrina look at announcer and then tw 

and does this 





announcer : jee ..woh public jaana chahta hain .....like ..they usually saw ....your posting with TW increase in 2010 ......and ..phir ..almost ..like ..toh ..10 years to ....ek dum ..regular ..i mean ...

toh ..i mean ....kitni baar ..ya ..koi ..i mean average. ..aap ko ...jo ...hisaab ho 

she looks at TW and then audience 

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katrina teasingly : aapka question hi galat hai

crowd getting restless

announcer : jee mai smjha nhi

katrina looks at tw who has unzip his pant

she smiles and answers

katrina : krte krte so jaati hun tab bhi ye kar rha hota hai

jaagti hun tab bhi kar rha hota hai

btao count kaise karun

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katrina teasingly : aapka question hi galat hai

crowd getting restless

announcer : jee mai smjha nhi

katrina looks at tw who has unzip his pant

she smiles and answers

katrina : krte krte so jaati hun tab bhi ye kar rha hota hai

jaagti hun tab bhi kar rha hota hai

btao count kaise karun

crowd going mad 

announcer ...adjusting his own hard on :  woh woh .i mean ..woh ..toh hain 

aap ke saath toh koi bhi aur tw sir toh ...

par i mean ...ab .....kitne saal ho gayein honge 

aap logo ko aise 

i mean .kab shuru hua ..kab parvaan paakda .. ? like koi movie ...koi scene ..koi special event

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katrina : ohh you mean kab shuru

looking and tw and thinking

katrina : boom...

tw moves his head indicating no

katrina : sheila...

tw signals a little closer

katrina : oohh i got it

wo bade dil wala

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katrina : ohh you mean kab shuru

looking and tw and thinking

katrina : boom...

tw moves his head indicating no

katrina : sheila...

tw signals a little closer

katrina : oohh i got it

wo bade dil wala

the counter on top goes ....boom 

katrina wins ....1 crore ....

for every right answer 

and .then peeche video playing 



announcer : katrina jee. .woh ..iss samay ....aap ....tw se ..milne aayi thi .ya ..i mean ..kaise .yeh sab. shuru kaise hua ?

sab ..pure fantasy ya ... ?

around which time ? 

tw : woh .......poori duniya toh sheila ki jawaani pe pagal thi ...par tw ...aap ko kya kya lagta hain katrina jee. ..yeh bade dil wala mein aisa kya ? 

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katrina put mike just under her chin

s if thinking while looking the song

katrina : navel to sheila mai bhi dikhaayi thi

looking at song with full concentration

katrina guessing : i think jawaan british ladki

akeli kheton mai aise naach rahi thi

looks at tw and sluttily said : its desi mard fantasy right

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katrina put mike just under her chin

s if thinking while looking the song

katrina : navel to sheila mai bhi dikhaayi thi

looking at song with full concentration

katrina guessing : i think jawaan british ladki

akeli kheton mai aise naach rahi thi

looks at tw and sluttily said : its desi mard fantasy right

annoucer : sir ... ?

tw : woh ...ab .maine ..aisa pet ..kabhi nahin dekha tha ......

in fact tab toh naabhi chodan ....(crowd cheering ) dimaag mein bhi nahin aaya tha 

ya shaayad aaya tha ..but likha nahin tha 

but dekhte hi ...ek baar mein 

(smiles and looks at the screen and then his pants ...huge doingggggggggggggg)

everyone cheering



katrina laughing hearing this 

annoucer : toh ....katrina jee .when was the time .you first met ..tw ...like when ....around what time .....did you find him out ..and .....any movie you remember ...jisski promotion ..i mean ....haddh paar ho gayi thi aap ko ..aisa laga ?