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raat mein 

monday ..tuesday wednesday 

boss ke ghar mein - boss ki wife on work trip

ab boss se thodi na paise leti thi ...

bas incentive plan mein boss thoda number  




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Thursday - landlord ..shuru ..hua tha rent .....settlement se 

ab toh ....backdoor ke liye ....khud rent*1.5 de jaata tha each time ka 




friday office party : 3 ......senior managers ne ..bachelor party pe bulaya ...and .....paid her ..5 times her normal rate 

ab teeno ne saath mein kiya itna to banta tha 




saturday / sunday  - SS ke best friend and long time colleague mukesh ke ghar pe 

mukesh ke paas paise kam thei .par woh .....deta bahut tha ....ab sab kaam paise ke liye thode na  

SS ko yeh baat pata bhi nahin chalti 

par uss din 

saw mukesh staring at her ..and ..rubbing his crotch 

SS ribbed him 

when mukesh said - bhai .tharki nahin hoon par ...by god .....loot leti hain ...

SS shocked 

and mukesh told him about PAri .....about his boss. senior managers landlord (....ab isliye to mukesh sirf 2 din ) 

mukesh ..used to pay ..1/2 rate ...baaki salary aane pe deta tha 

he wanted to do her today also 
but roz roz thode na freee mein ..so .aaj mukesh haath se .. hi 

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SS ka uss din se ..toh ...lund pagal

jahan dekhein office mein ussey pari nazar aayein

she talking to any man ..he could imagine ..that man taking her ..then nad there ..

ss ka lund pagal

he cant ...sleep at home

tried to talk to her all day but din bhar boss ke cabin mein thi

SS's imagination was killing him

so ..finally .he just ..showed up at her door .....

time 3 am

ringing bell

PAri : areeeeeeeey ..kaun hain itni raat mein ? (half asleep )

arey SS .tum ..

kya hua .sab theek ?

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ek time tha.. bade se bada.. minister , businessman . .ya hero.. 

ek raat kareena . ke saath bistar pe .. guzarne ke liye. muh maangi keemat dene ko tyaar tha !

that was still the scene.. bt since taimur .. she stopped all this.. 

bt kehte hain.. aukat aur tevar nai badalte ?

so was the case with kareena .. made her comeback with ki and ka .. 

and that showed the world.. the bitch the queen is back to regain her throne . .

some said it was kareena 2.0 .. bt for one man . she was indeed not kareena 1.0 or 2.0 .. 

for that very man . she remained as the kareena aka FEVICOL WHORE !!

that very man was none other then our own minister .. reputed . MR. TW !!

he always had an eye on her.. those curves.. that white skin .. 

upar se poori punjaban .. bt as its said .. Kings dont lure.. they wait for their prey to beg for it !

and that time came !!

kareena husband saif .. was njying success of his netflix thing.. sacred games

sequel to it.. was in flow.. and now was all set to be released on netflix ..

bt due to its hardcore nude scenes in the movie.. indian government applied ban on it 

result -? movie on hold.. and so was saif career !!

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ek time tha.. bade se bada.. minister , businessman . .ya hero.. 

ek raat kareena . ke saath bistar pe .. guzarne ke liye. muh maangi keemat dene ko tyaar tha !

that was still the scene.. bt since taimur .. she stopped all this.. 

bt kehte hain.. aukat aur tevar nai badalte ?

so was the case with kareena .. made her comeback with ki and ka .. 

and that showed the world.. the bitch the queen is back to regain her throne . .

some said it was kareena 2.0 .. bt for one man . she was indeed not kareena 1.0 or 2.0 .. 

for that very man . she remained as the kareena aka FEVICOL WHORE !!

TW :itni gori ..

itni gori 

bc. ..dekhte hi ....mann mein khayaal aaata hain bc ...lucky saif .....lund daalta hain isske andar kutta !! 

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TW : ufffffffffffffffff.....

apne lund ko dekhta hoon kala mota lamba
aur ...isski photo bhi dekhta hoon .toh mann mein aata hain pujaabi pink piink chut aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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that very man was none other then our own minister .. reputed . MR. TW !!

he always had an eye on her.. those curves.. that white skin .. 

upar se poori punjaban .. bt as its said .. Kings dont lure.. they wait for their prey to beg for it !

and that time came !!

kareena husband saif .. was njying success of his netflix thing.. sacred games

sequel to it.. was in flow.. and now was all set to be released on netflix ..

bt due to its hardcore nude scenes in the movie.. indian government applied ban on it 

result -? movie on hold.. and so was saif career !!

saif was depressed.. even kareena wanted this movie to work .. 

made some digging. and found out.. this guy .. our minister TW . is the only person who can sort this matter

upon asking her sources further.. she got to know.. TW is at his farm house !!.. with his other cabinet ministers .. 

kareena assured saif.. he wil get his movie released .. just trust her .. !!


and made her way to the minister farm house !!

she with her driver . reached farm house at a very late hour.. arnd 3 ..

driver - maam yahin paas main hotel le lun . ?

kareena - nai tum seedha farm house main lo .. guard se bolna kareena kapoor khan hai .. TW sahab se milna hai !!

a guard.. got the message and went inside.. to give message to TW !! 

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saif was depressed.. even kareena wanted this movie to work .. 

made some digging. and found out.. this guy .. our minister TW . is the only person who can sort this matter

upon asking her sources further.. she got to know.. TW is at his farm house !!.. with his other cabinet ministers .. 

kareena assured saif.. he wil get his movie released .. just trust her .. !!


and made her way to the minister farm house !!

she with her driver . reached farm house at a very late hour.. arnd 3 ..

driver - maam yahin paas main hotel le lun . ?

kareena - nai tum seedha farm house main lo .. guard se bolna kareena kapoor khan hai .. TW sahab se milna hai !!

a guard.. got the message and went inside.. to give message to TW !! 

Tw in the middle of meeting 

head saif kareena aayei hain 

meeting kya thi ..saaare minister baith ke pee rahe thei  aur mujra dekh rahe thei 

TW : mmmm

aap log continue karo ..

main zara ...

TW: sach mein kareena kpoor ..aayi hain 

guard smiling 

TW slaps him : bhosdike. ..pochna hain tere ko .poochna hain ? (slaps him hard) 

guard runs to bring them in 

TW sits in the outhouse ....peeche ..from window entire mujra ...event can be seen 

tW  waiting for kareena and saif to come in 

TW eyeing .her as she comes in 
eyes only on her 

bc ..itni gori ....

light band kar do ..area mein ..toh bhi chamekgi 

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SS ka uss din se ..toh ...lund pagal

jahan dekhein office mein ussey pari nazar aayein

she talking to any man ..he could imagine ..that man taking her ..then nad there ..

ss ka lund pagal

he cant ...sleep at home

tried to talk to her all day but din bhar boss ke cabin mein thi

SS's imagination was killing him

so ..finally .he just ..showed up at her door .....

time 3 am

ringing bell

PAri : areeeeeeeey ..kaun hain itni raat mein ? (half asleep )

arey SS .tum ..

kya hua .sab theek  ?

SS ....too hard to speak 

even as she speaks ..SS imagining her naked. ....she standing ..SS behind her fucking her .and she saying his hame ...like that ..areeey SS tum ah aaaaaaaaaah 


in the middle 

mukesh pops out from behind PAri 

Mukesh : ta daaaaaaaaah ...main ....aur SS ..baith ke ..baat kar rahe thei .bol rahe thei ..bahut akela akela mehsoos ho raha hain 

the way he says akela akela pari smiles ..and he smiles 


SS understands some code 

lund khada 

Mukesh: to main socha tum ho na ...saath mein ...rahenge .teeno toh akela nahi lagega hain na Pari 

Pari  (laughing) : saath mein  ?.....really (looks at SS) 

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SS ....too hard to speak 

even as she speaks ..SS imagining her naked. ....she standing ..SS behind her fucking her .and she saying his hame ...like that ..areeey SS tum ah aaaaaaaaaah 


in the middle 

mukesh pops out from behind PAri 

Mukesh : ta daaaaaaaaah ...main ....aur SS ..baith ke ..baat kar rahe thei .bol rahe thei ..bahut akela akela mehsoos ho raha hain 

the way he says akela akela pari smiles ..and he smiles 


SS understands some code 

lund khada 

Mukesh: to main socha tum ho na ...saath mein ...rahenge .teeno toh akela nahi lagega hain na Pari 

Pari  (laughing) : saath mein  ?.....really (looks at SS) 

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Tw in the middle of meeting 

head saif kareena aayei hain 

meeting kya thi ..saaare minister baith ke pee rahe thei  aur mujra dekh rahe thei 

TW : mmmm

aap log continue karo ..

main zara ...

TW: sach mein kareena kpoor ..aayi hain 

guard smiling 

TW slaps him : bhosdike. ..pochna hain tere ko .poochna hain ? (slaps him hard) 

guard runs to bring them in 

TW sits in the outhouse ....peeche ..from window entire mujra ...event can be seen 

tW  waiting for kareena and saif to come in 

TW eyeing .her as she comes in 
eyes only on her 

bc ..itni gori ....

light band kar do ..area mein ..toh bhi chamekgi 

saif reaching out his hand . 

hey .. sir.. big respect. thanks for having us .. this late hr !1

kareena behind him . just walking.. her cat walk. . 

scanning place.. wondering.. this late all awake. and heard some sound coming from inside the house !!


though saif was keen on behaving nice to TW.. ofcourse.. to suck up to him !!

kareena with her soft bt sensual . voice - namaste mantri ji !!