Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[timewaster]

kriti : tabhi to

shaadi kar li hoti fir har raat interset milta

tw looked at her in suspicion shocked

kriti : bas apne liye paisa paisa paisa

kabhi maa se pucha unko kya chahiye

unki godh mai kuch daala

then just murmured : 7 mahine ho gye huh

jab 9 mahine intezaar krna padega na tab akal aayegi in logon ko

tw : yaar ..kar loonga yaar. .ma ka bas chalein to .kisi ko bhi pakad ke meri biwi bana dein 

unkoa chodho ............

tW :kriti woh ......... ...(about to say paise .when registers what she said )

TW: 7 mahine ....ho gaye hain ...

woh main kuch samjha nahin 

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tw : yaar ..kar loonga yaar. .ma ka bas chalein to .kisi ko bhi pakad ke meri biwi bana dein 

unkoa chodho ............

tW :kriti woh ......... ...(about to say paise .when registers what she said )

TW: 7 mahine ....ho gaye hain ...

woh main kuch samjha nahin 

kriti : ab tumhe shaadi nhi krni hai to mat karo

lekin buddhi maa ko to aise

then with a little pause

kriti : unhe to pote potiyon se khelne do

shaadi baad mai kar lena

smiling after saying that

giving clear signal ki chod le

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kriti : ab tumhe shaadi nhi krni hai to mat karo

lekin buddhi maa ko to aise

then with a little pause

kriti : unhe to pote potiyon se khelne do

shaadi baad mai kar lena

smiling after saying that

giving clear signal ki chod le

TW taken a back 

TW: ab bina shaadi ke thode na ..........ab hum waise ghar ke nahin hain ...aur maa bhi ....

lookking elsewhere 

coughing. ..

regains composure. ..

TW: woh rahul ko time lagage kya .... ???


(shifting ...can feel blood rushing to his penis) 

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TW taken a back 

TW: ab bina shaadi ke thode na ..........ab hum waise ghar ke nahin hain ...aur maa bhi ....

lookking elsewhere 

coughing. ..

regains composure. ..

TW: woh rahul ko time lagage kya .... ???


(shifting ...can feel blood rushing to his penis) 

kriti bhi thoda aage sarak ke

kriti : kaise khaandaan ke nhi hain

bache paida nhi karte

ya fir bas adopt hi  karte ho

laughing in a way as if challenging tw masculinity

kriti : neeche kuch mehsoos hota hai

ya udhar bhi bas paison ka bundle baandh rakha hai

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kriti bhi thoda aage sarak ke

kriti : kaise khaandaan ke nhi hain

bache paida nhi karte

ya fir bas adopt hi  karte ho

laughing in a way as if challenging tw masculinity

kriti : neeche kuch mehsoos hota hai

ya udhar bhi bas paison ka bundle baandh rakha hai

TW:  kriti .............................(Showing shock ) 

Tw : kya bol rahi ho kriti ..yeh sab ....(TW getting hard. .but ..not letting her know ) 

TW:  .....baat mat palto mere paise do ....please kriti 

na mujhe ....partnership chahiye business mein 

na koi matcmaking (thinking she was going to suggest a friend of hers to marry tW) 

[piclover123]

PL is back

hide your wives



hide ur daughters






hide ur mothers



hide ur gf



hode ur bhabhis



hide ur teacher too



but most importantly someone give this man his wIfe back

[jackdawrson]

Welcome PL bro

[timewaster]

TW : to quote WD "but most importantly someone give this man his wIfe back"

so that we all CAN SEE MORE OF HER

welcome back mate

so glad to see you in this world again

[timewaster]

TW : to quote WD "but most importantly someone give this man his wIfe back"

so that we all CAN SEE MORE OF HER

welcome back mate

so glad to see you in this world again

TW :bhabhi ki khushi dekho 

upaar chehre pe kutto 


woh chaati pe jo hain ..unhein khushiyaaan bolte hain D: 

[piclover123]

TW : to quote WD "but most importantly someone give this man his wIfe back"

so that we all CAN SEE MORE OF HER

welcome back mate

so glad to see you in this world again

TW :bhabhi ki khushi dekho 

upaar chehre pe kutto 


woh chaati pe jo hain ..unhein khushiyaaan bolte hain D: