Dirty Mind

[timewaster]

Roger and Virat made a bet on who has better stamina..

they did a few exercises in the gym to test their fitness..

a cricketer VS a tennis player !

eventually.. Virat made a bet to Roger.. if he lost.. he would get his wife as the prize..

And to his surprise.. Roger became twice competitive.. and beat Virat clear and square..



They met later on,

Virat - So as per the bet.. here's my wife Roger!.. You can have her tonight..

Roger - Oh my.. Finally!.. Nice to meet you beautiful !



Anushka (in hindi to Virat) - Are you sure you okay with this na baby ??.. Matlab ek baar kar lia fir isko meri lat bhi lag sakti hai.. to soch lo jaan.. waise bhi iska zyada stamina hai.. maybe mujhe hi iski aadat na pad jaaye !?!


Virat - Haan.. haan.. Soch lia jaan !



Roger (thoughts) - woah man!.. these Indian pussies I tell you!.. I am gonna fuck this one for the loooooongest!...

Virat (in thoughts) - saala.. pehle to haar raha tha.. jab maine confidently bola Anushka is on the bet.. to bhencho jeet gaya ye gora.. agli baar dekhte hai..

Anushka (in thoughts) - ye Virat bhi na.. itna competitive hai.. lekin jab jab mujhe bet par lagaata hai.. haar kyu jaata ha humesha ??...

tw : ling ku uttejit kar diya