I Fuck Celebrities In My Brain (is back)

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MJ: aaaaaaaaahhh Kriti (holds her hands....itne gore)

fuckkk wo....wo dono ka combo mil jaata to

shitttt sorry sorry 

Kriti giggling....thinking ye aadmi bohot tharki hai.....

MJ: wo aap aise karaahein maarogi chudte hue......MJ bada hai....bas kariye na....

sach bol rha hu.....mera chhut jaayega andar hi.....boor mein....

premature ho jaayega kriti ji

Kriti : toh problem kya hain maine mana kiya kya 

going to the ref (walkign aorund MJ's house as her own ) .


kriti .... .andar nikaalne se  ab khud se aayi hoon ...

ab ...itne door aa ke .condom ..laganae nahin ..doongi .bol rahi hoon 

and then .realizes 



smiles 

kriti : ...premature ho jaygae ..aur .kriti sanon mooh mein le le ..aur .(takes out peanut butter icecream from fridge and takes a spoonful in her mouth and sucking the spoon says ) ....main boloon ...choos ke phir se khada karwa le phir se loongi toh ...