I Fuck Celebrities In My Brain (is back)

[timewaster]

Shyam: bhaiiiii tension kyu le rha hai.....

Verma uncle ne bola na....

tu jo look bolega.....usme karne degi.....

humne to liya bhi deluxe package hai.....

(shows Kriti's msg on phone)

Deluxe package: 

koi bhi gaana.....koi bhi look/costume/panty/no panty/lingerie

+ 24 hour full access

+ jis chhed mein mann kare...ghuss jaana 

nhi...rokungi

condom - mein khud utaar ke phenk dungi

FAQ: haan baba.....naabhi to meri speciality hai


Tabhi door pe knock....

Mohan: bhaiiii aa gyi

tw just reeling ..with the shock 

just reading that messag making him damn hard 

tw :aaaah yeh kya aaaaaah 


repeats .reading loudly had no idea ...door is opened by friends she coming in 

tw repeats : koi bhi gaana.....koi bhi look..................condom - mein khud utaar ke phenk dungi

kriti showing phone that line and says it 

koi bhi gaana.....koi bhi look..................condom - mein khud utaar ke phenk dungi


tw looks up ..goes mad