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puri raat

aaaahh thakur saahab nhi aaaahhh mar jaungi

jab se tw ne laal jode mein dekha tha pagal ho gya tha

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puri raat

aaaahh thakur saahab nhi aaaahhh mar jaungi

jab se tw ne laal jode mein dekha tha pagal ho gya tha

TW : and that moment ...

when ......rahul foolishly says ..he has to go  to town to buy some seeds 

TW: toh ..kya karegi ..akeli kriti ..yahin rehne do haveli mein ....hum dhyaan rakhenge 

 

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champaknagar ek chota sa gaon

gaon ka ek hi maayi baap : thakur tw

ramu ke bete ki shaadi thi

or gaon ke thakur ko bula liya usne

uski zindagi ki sabse badi galti thi ye

buddha thakur fisal gya ramu ki bahu ko dekh ke

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champaknagar ek chota sa gaon

gaon ka ek hi maayi baap : thakur tw

ramu ke bete ki shaadi thi

or gaon ke thakur ko bula liya usne

uski zindagi ki sabse badi galti thi ye

buddha thakur fisal gya ramu ki bahu ko dekh ke

And then problem after problem ..in ..ramu's bete rakeshs household

first ...water supply to farm ...disrupted 

then cattle on the fields ate all harvest 

then ...pump short circuit 

they failed to meet lagaaan 

bizli ..cut ....

TW used to keep coming ..to their house .each time ...looking at kriti with open lust ....

and used to say 

TW: dekh lo ........lagaan .....maaf karni hain toh ...kuch ghar ka saamaan girvi rakh do ..kab ..tab ..aise chalega ? 

and then looking at kriti 

woh kehte hain na - ghar mein pada ho sona ..tab kahein ko rona 

rakhesh knew 
kriti knew 
ramu kenew ..

everyeone undderstood ..but what coudl they tell thakur saab

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And then problem after problem ..in ..ramu's bete rakeshs household

first ...water supply to farm ...disrupted 

then cattle on the fields ate all harvest 

then ...pump short circuit 

they failed to meet lagaaan 

bizli ..cut ....

TW used to keep coming ..to their house .each time ...looking at kriti with open lust ....

and used to say 

TW: dekh lo ........lagaan .....maaf karni hain toh ...kuch ghar ka saamaan girvi rakh do ..kab ..tab ..aise chalega ? 

and then looking at kriti 

woh kehte hain na - ghar mein pada ho sona ..tab kahein ko rona 

rakhesh knew 
kriti knew 
ramu kenew ..

everyeone undderstood ..but what coudl they tell thakur saab

fir ek din lagaan na bhar paane ki wajah se tw ke gunde ramu ko pel dete hain

ab rakesh or nhi sekh sakta tha

kriti ka haath pakadta hai

or seedha tw ki haveli main

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fir ek din lagaan na bhar paane ki wajah se tw ke gunde ramu ko pel dete hain

ab rakesh or nhi sekh sakta tha

kriti ka haath pakadta hai

or seedha tw ki haveli main

TW  :areeeeeeeeey rakeshwaa 

ka hua ...re babua 

kahae..itni shaam ko ...bahuraani ko thand mein ghumaa rahe ho ...

itni .....naazuk hain ....sardi wardi lag jayaegi ...

ghar jaao ....nayi nayi shaadi hain ..garam ..rakho inko .. 

smiling ......disgustingly 

all lathaaith (strongmen ) around TW laughing ...knowing what he meant by garam karo 

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TW  :areeeeeeeeey rakeshwaa 

ka hua ...re babua 

kahae..itni shaam ko ...bahuraani ko thand mein ghumaa rahe ho ...

itni .....naazuk hain ....sardi wardi lag jayaegi ...

ghar jaao ....nayi nayi shaadi hain ..garam ..rakho inko .. 

smiling ......disgustingly 

all lathaaith (strongmen ) around TW laughing ...knowing what he meant by garam karo 

rakesh angry and fuming inside

but kuch nhi bol sakta tha

kriti ko dhakka deta hai and now she is in middle of tw and rakesh

rakesh : yhi chahiye thi na tumko thakur saahib

lo rakho or hume maaf karo

mud kar darwaaze ki taraf jaane lagta hai

kriti : rakesh....

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rakesh angry and fuming inside

but kuch nhi bol sakta tha

kriti ko dhakka deta hai and now she is in middle of tw and rakesh

rakesh : yhi chahiye thi na tumko thakur saahib

lo rakho or hume maaf karo

mud kar darwaaze ki taraf jaane lagta hai

kriti : rakesh....

TW quickly gets up ..and holds kriti 

hands on both arms ..full tharak 

TW: areeeeeey rakesshwaa ..ka bol rahe ho ..re 

aise koi nayi dulhana ke saath karta hain ..kya ....abhi to dekho (seeing her ..hadns ..mehendi bhi nahin chooti ) 

kya tum bhi 

areey ...le jaao ...bahu raani hain gaaon ki ..

par ...ab ...sabki ...biwi thode na hain ..le jaao ..le jaao .........mangal karo ... : ghar le jaa ke 

lauthaaiths laughing ....rolling on the floor  

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TW quickly gets up ..and holds kriti 

hands on both arms ..full tharak 

TW: areeeeeey rakesshwaa ..ka bol rahe ho ..re 

aise koi nayi dulhana ke saath karta hain ..kya ....abhi to dekho (seeing her ..hadns ..mehendi bhi nahin chooti ) 

kya tum bhi 

areey ...le jaao ...bahu raani hain gaaon ki ..

par ...ab ...sabki ...biwi thode na hain ..le jaao ..le jaao .........mangal karo ... : ghar le jaa ke 

lauthaaiths laughing ....rolling on the floor  

rakesh jaanta tha tw use rokne ke bahaane uske saamne uski biwi ko chodna chaahta tha

par usne peeche mud ke nhi dekha or seedha bhaag gya

kriti : rakesh hume yahan akela mat chodho rakesh

par ab koi fayda nhi tha

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rakesh jaanta tha tw use rokne ke bahaane uske saamne uski biwi ko chodna chaahta tha

par usne peeche mud ke nhi dekha or seedha bhaag gya

kriti : rakesh hume yahan akela mat chodho rakesh

par ab koi fayda nhi tha

tW : areeeeeeey raakeshwaa ..shouting ..laughing 

TW:  areeeeey ..ka bahuraani ..ab kya karna hain ..akele .jaaogi ..iss samay usske peeche ? 

toh jaao 

TW smiling going back to playing cards 

tw: waise ..kahaiein laaya tha aap ko .idhar???  ..bataaaya uooo aap ko ? 

men laughing .......everyone .going mad hard in anticipation