Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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Tw : kash pawwan ko yeh pata hota .ki .mohalle ke ......saare ladke har baar cricket khelte waqt idhar hi shot kyon maarte thei

kyonki

agar ....Aish (Pawan ) ki ma ko woh ..pasand aa gayein ..to ...uss raat darwazaa khula milta tha .ghar ka bhi ..room ka bhi ..aur ..

shot pe shot maarne ke liye

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t w: mohan colony mein ...recent shift kya SS ..top floor

ek din ...upaar se dekh raha tha ..ussin din bramhaand dikh gaya

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TW aur aisi bahu .. BANTA HAI >> BHAI BANTA HAI

sasur TW.. gaon ke mukhiya sarpanj .. aur devta purush..

bas ek he khot .. raat ko .. devta so jaata hai aur jag jaata hai 

hewaan . . ek ek gaon ki kali .. masal chuka hai TW

on the other hand .. kajal TW ki bahu . .raised in city . .

bt after marrying TW son .. decided to settle in TW haweli in gaon

kajal knew this .. shaadi ke agli raat he.. kajal ke kamre se zaada sasurji ke kamre se 

palang tod awaazein !


kajal often said.. rahul tumse zaada toh sasurjee.. lage rehte hain!


she was not feeling right.. that was embarrassing .. 

rahul - ab main kya kajal .. woh ab bauji woh .. gaon ke desi .. u knw

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TW: usske baad ....bagal waale laundo se ..shots ki kahaani suni

toh aur kya

ab to pawwan se dosti karnni hi karni thi

iss baat ko ..ab ...ho gaye 3 mahine

ram ko mila ..rohit ko mila ...yahan tak ki tony ko bhi mila

bas ..SS ki taraf abhi tak smile nahin gayi

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sasur TW.. gaon ke mukhiya sarpanj .. aur devta purush..

bas ek he khot .. raat ko .. devta so jaata hai aur jag jaata hai 

hewaan . . ek ek gaon ki kali .. masal chuka hai TW

on the other hand .. kajal TW ki bahu . .raised in city . .

bt after marrying TW son .. decided to settle in TW haweli in gaon

kajal knew this .. shaadi ke agli raat he.. kajal ke kamre se zaada sasurji ke kamre se 

palang tod awaazein !


kajal often said.. rahul tumse zaada toh sasurjee.. lage rehte hain!


she was not feeling right.. that was embarrassing .. 

rahul - ab main kya kajal .. woh ab bauji woh .. gaon ke desi .. u knw

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sasur TW.. gaon ke mukhiya sarpanj .. aur devta purush..

bas ek he khot .. raat ko .. devta so jaata hai aur jag jaata hai 

hewaan . . ek ek gaon ki kali .. masal chuka hai TW

on the other hand .. kajal TW ki bahu . .raised in city . .

bt after marrying TW son .. decided to settle in TW haweli in gaon

kajal knew this .. shaadi ke agli raat he.. kajal ke kamre se zaada sasurji ke kamre se 

palang tod awaazein !


kajal often said.. rahul tumse zaada toh sasurjee.. lage rehte hain!


she was not feeling right.. that was embarrassing .. 

rahul - ab main kya kajal .. woh ab bauji woh .. gaon ke desi .. u knw

kajal - toh kya .. desi ghee. toh kya ? saara desi ghee toh utar dete hain in bachiyon main

rahul - err woh . ab main kya . 

kajal - kuch karna padega.. uss din toh mujhe bhi dekh ke.. 

mujhe laga kahin aaj .. bol naa de . .ki bahu aaj tu he aaja

rahul shocked - kya bol rahi ho .. dimag toh theek hai .. ghar main hee . bauji nai nai

bt then both stopped talking.. looked at each other. 

and rahul saw that smile on kajal face

rahul - u naa kajal .. lagta hai tumhe baujji raazi honge ?

kajal - holding pallu .. mujhe dekh ke . . lagta hai tumne . .ki MANA KARENGE . .smiles

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tw : ab tha apna ladka jawaan ..kab tak ...dhairya rakhta

kab tak ..apne haatho ..hii

ek raat banddh toot gaya

SS ghar se nikala ...aur ....check kiya door .

SS had calculated ..jab bhi ..Pawan match khelne doosre sheher .us raat koi na koi ...shot maar deta tha ..

PAwan was out that night

all SS had to do .as per his plan was to reach before ...the neext guy

SS found the door open ...

looked around no noe ...

entered the house

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kajal - toh kya .. desi ghee. toh kya ? saara desi ghee toh utar dete hain in bachiyon main

rahul - err woh . ab main kya . 

kajal - kuch karna padega.. uss din toh mujhe bhi dekh ke.. 

mujhe laga kahin aaj .. bol naa de . .ki bahu aaj tu he aaja

rahul shocked - kya bol rahi ho .. dimag toh theek hai .. ghar main hee . bauji nai nai

bt then both stopped talking.. looked at each other. 

and rahul saw that smile on kajal face

rahul - u naa kajal .. lagta hai tumhe baujji raazi honge ?

kajal - holding pallu .. mujhe dekh ke . . lagta hai tumne . .ki MANA KARENGE . .smiles

rahul - err main baat karta hun fir

kajal- na na.. tum nai main ..  

main saath chalungi .. 

woh .. samjhane ke liye. kuch dikhane ke liye hona b toh chahiye tumare saath .

smiling ..

loooks at time 

isse pehle aaj koi aur aa jaae.. chalo bhi ab 

rahul gets up . .err sure naa kajal 

kajal - jitni awaazein sunni hai . uske baad.. toh .. main khudh tumse bina puche . chali jaati 

both smile.. rahul more then happpy to offer his wife to his dad..

they knock on TW room

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kajal - toh kya .. desi ghee. toh kya ? saara desi ghee toh utar dete hain in bachiyon main

rahul - err woh . ab main kya . 

kajal - kuch karna padega.. uss din toh mujhe bhi dekh ke.. 

mujhe laga kahin aaj .. bol naa de . .ki bahu aaj tu he aaja

rahul shocked - kya bol rahi ho .. dimag toh theek hai .. ghar main hee . bauji nai nai

bt then both stopped talking.. looked at each other. 

and rahul saw that smile on kajal face

rahul - u naa kajal .. lagta hai tumhe baujji raazi honge ?

kajal - holding pallu .. mujhe dekh ke . . lagta hai tumne . .ki MANA KARENGE . .smiles

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rahul - err main baat karta hun fir

kajal- na na.. tum nai main ..  

main saath chalungi .. 

woh .. samjhane ke liye. kuch dikhane ke liye hona b toh chahiye tumare saath .

smiling ..

loooks at time 

isse pehle aaj koi aur aa jaae.. chalo bhi ab 

rahul gets up . .err sure naa kajal 

kajal - jitni awaazein sunni hai . uske baad.. toh .. main khudh tumse bina puche . chali jaati 

both smile.. rahul more then happpy to offer his wife to his dad..

they knock on TW room

tW opens door ..

in vest and lungi 

TW:  areey ......rahul beta ..bol dete .....bahu bhi .saath hain ..toh ..

quickly closes door ..

tW : ek min .comes back in a shirt 

TW : haan koi kaam tha beta ...aap logo ko ?