Sexy Captions/ Manohar kahaniyan

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When your GF meets her BFF after a long time ..and they hug in front of you .. and ask you to take a photograph ....

You say "smile please " but actually you want ask them them to passionately kiss each other while their boobs crush each other...

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When you get a girl first time in your life..

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When your Sister in law visits you ... 

You : Kya baat hai itni hot lag rahi ho ... aa jao tumhari kuchh pictures click kar deta hoon...

She : great idea Jiju ...




You :  look at the sky , don't look at the camera ... Natural sa pose do ...

You ( mann hi mann ) : bc kya zabardast maal hai yeh ... Itne mote mamme ... Mann to kar raha hai yahin ragad doon saali ko ...




You : accha ab kaafi pics ho gayi .. ab apne Jiju ke saath ek selfie nahi click karwaogi kya ...

She : kyun nahi jiju ..

You get close to her on pretext of selfie .... Rub your body against her feel all her curves ... And now you rub your dick from underneath your pants on hear round ass..




And whisper in her ears while seducing her ....
" Maza aa raha hai na jaan .... Teri behen ko bhi poori mauj deta hoon .... Kabhi mauka nikaal kar aaoo.. lund ka sukh kya hota hai pata chalega tumhein " 

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When your slutty wife gets dressed for the party..




Every man at the event stares at her with full lust...




From the guests to the waiters .... Given a chance every man wants to suck on those saggy boobs and fuck her brains out..

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When you meet your next door bhabhi in a function... 

You : Arre bhabhi .. aap yahan ...
She : yes ... Host is my friend ... 



You are fully drunk .. plus you have always fantasized about fucking her ... You have masterbated innumerable times on her ...

You : Bhabhi waise ... Mast lag rahe ho ..



She : Thank you ..

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You : Waise bhabhi ... Aapke blouse mein aapka samaan poora nahi aa raha..

She : What ???



You : aap bolo to thoda support se doon..

She : Hey Max ... You are crossing your limits ...




You : Bhabhi naraz mat ho ... Mujhe pata hai bhaiya 2 mahine ghar se business tour par gaye huye hain ... You have needs ... Aur ek jawan ladka aapke saamna khada hai ... Isse accha mauka nahi mil sakta .. ek baar bas soch ke dekho 


Her mood starts to change...







She : chal sirf aaj raat ke liye .... But this remains our dirty little secret ...




You : Jaan ... Aap chalo to sahi saath ek baar ... Roz roz khud daudi chale aayegi phir ucchalne mere lund par ...

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Bhai logon pasand aaye to tareef zarur karna...

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When you bring your girl friend to your room ... And without even talking for a second , you pull her skirt down and start massaging her pussy ... 

She : 

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When you bring your Boss home for dinner.

You to your wife : Darling ... Aaj khush kar de is buddhe ko ... promotion pakki hai...you know what I mean ...

She : 

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Woh bagal waali Aunty. 



Jisko baap aur beta dono chodne ki hasrat rakhte hain...