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Sexy Captions/ Manohar kahaniyan
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#71
22-01-2021, 11:34 PM
(22-01-2021, 09:35 PM)timewaster Wrote: excellent thread Big Grin


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#72
22-01-2021, 11:47 PM
When your gym membership is due but you don't want to pay for renewal.

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Gym owner with now hardened dick: Madam bas aap gym continue rakhiye .. paison ka to kya hai


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23-01-2021, 07:39 AM
When your parents want you to get married but you are opposing them.

Father : Beta humne ladki dhoondh li hai , bas ab tu Haan kar de .. aur kya chahta hai tu.

You : Dad , maine aapko pehle bhi bola hai .. maine ladki dhoondhi huyi hai , shaadi main Pallavi se hi karunga.

Father : Kam se kam ek baar photo to dekh le ... 

You look at the pics 

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You to yourself : ooohhh bc ... Kya maal hai .. aisi biwi mil jaaye to iske badan ko upar se neeche tak chaat ta rahoon ... . Poori poori raat chudai karoon iski .. 
Pallavi ki to bahot le li .. aisa item nahi milega phir.

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You : Hanji .. pitaji ... To aap kya keh rahe the .. kab decide karein shaadi ki date ...
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#74
23-01-2021, 09:40 AM
When she is trying to see the effect of her cleavage on your dick ...

Khada hua kya ??

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23-01-2021, 09:50 AM
Saali : Didi aapka phone baj raha hai , hamare hone waale Jiju ka phone aa raha hai ...lagta hai dil nahi lagta didi unka abhi se tumhare bina .. pata nahi shaadi ke baad kya hoga

Your fiance : behen tu mujhse maze lena band kar , chal ek kaam kar apne Jiju se maze le .. video call aa rahi hai .. meri jagah aaj tu utha .. surprise him.

Udhar aap bhi apna surprise dene ke liye ready ho .. 
You : " Aaj to seedha apna khada hua lund dikhaoonga .. aur kahoonga ki dekho tumhari khubsurati ko salami dene ke liye khada hai" .


When Saali picks up the video call ...

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#76
23-01-2021, 11:34 AM
That girl in the wedding who dresses with an attitude ... " Aaj itni hot lag rahi hoon .. ki raat mein dulha lega to apni bride ki .. par soch mujhe hi raha hoga ".

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#77
23-01-2021, 04:47 PM
When she is fucked by the director in the 20 min break between shoots .. but has to get back to work..

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#78
23-01-2021, 08:31 PM
(23-01-2021, 11:34 AM)maxfitfight Wrote: That girl in the wedding who dresses with an attitude ... " Aaj itni hot lag rahi hoon .. ki raat mein dulha lega to apni bride ki .. par soch mujhe hi raha hoga ".

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23-01-2021, 09:47 PM (This post was last modified: 23-01-2021, 10:55 PM by maxfitfight.)
When you like curvy girls but your girl friend has tiny tits ... You be like..
"Bhai cute to hai aur upar se jab bolo tab de deti hai".

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23-01-2021, 09:53 PM
(23-01-2021, 09:47 PM)maxfitfight Wrote: When your girl friend has tiny tits ... You be like..
"Bhai cute to hai aur upar se jab bolo tab de deti hai".

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JD: Ye bhi karne degi kya jab mann tab?

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