Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[lpg]

PAri : sir .woh akash ..ka to mat boliye 

amir baap ka beta hain ..

kuch na kuch to ho jayega 

mera sab kandaam kar diya 

na khud pada na mujhe padne diya 

ab kya karein sir .. ? bahut problem ho jayegi ..fail hui main toh 

lpg : ye to pehle sochna tha

ye dekho (showing her report card)

ek bhi paper mai paas nhi grace marks se bhi kuch nhi hoga

i m sorry mai kuch nhi kar sakta

[lpg]

TW : jaan waan kya lagaana 

aur ..tumhe jitna lagana  tha ..woh tum laga chukein ..(looking at kriti ....intently ) 

ab to main lagaaonga ...

rakesh : sir mai kuch smjha nhi

but kriti got the hint

rakesh : kriti tum khana lgao hum baat kar lenge

but tw not leaving her hand

[timewaster]

lpg : ye to pehle sochna tha

ye dekho (showing her report card)

ek bhi paper mai paas nhi grace marks se bhi kuch nhi hoga

i m sorry mai kuch nhi kar sakta

Pari : kya na sir .aaap bhi 

mahut mazaak karte hain ..yeh to aaap ne score dalaa hain na 

udhar ....board mein mat daalna ..

simple

badle mein aap chaho .to .................................... daal sakte ho .(in a low tone smiling) 

[timewaster]

rakesh : sir mai kuch smjha nhi

but kriti got the hint

rakesh : kriti tum khana lgao hum baat kar lenge

but tw not leaving her hand

Tw holding kriti's hand ...

reaches out and slapping rakesh again 

chataaaaaaaaaak chataaaaaaaaaak 

gadhe ke baache khana khaane aaya hoon .itni door se ...boss ko bulaya hain aur sirf khana khilaega 

hain ..

jo ghar mein acha hain woh khud khaao aur .yeh ..thoda moda boss ko do hain ?

slapping lagaataar

[lpg]

Pari : kya na sir .aaap bhi 

mahut mazaak karte hain ..yeh to aaap ne score dalaa hain na 

udhar ....board mein mat daalna ..

simple

badle mein aap chaho .to .................................... daal sakte ho .(in a low tone smiling) 

lpg ek bhola bhaala aadmi

wahi parineeti ek slutty girl

lpg : kya mtlb board mai mat daalna

dekho rishawat nhi leta mai tum mujhe paison se nhi kharid paogi

[timewaster]

lpg ek bhola bhaala aadmi

wahi parineeti ek slutty girl

lpg : kya mtlb board mai mat daalna

dekho rishawat nhi leta mai tum mujhe paison se nhi kharid paogi

Pari laughing : sir aap na 

mere paas paise hain ki kahan aap ko dene ke liye 


main to bol rahi hoon 

ki agar aap chaho to ..aap ...le lo ... (looks at herself) 

[lpg]

Tw holding kriti's hand ...

reaches out and slapping rakesh again 

chataaaaaaaaaak chataaaaaaaaaak 

gadhe ke baache khana khaane aaya hoon .itni door se ...boss ko bulaya hain aur sirf khana khilaega 

hain ..

jo ghar mein acha hain woh khud khaao aur .yeh ..thoda moda boss ko do hain ?

slapping lagaataar

rakesh almost felling off with tw slaps

rakesh : sir ye pura ghar aapka hai sab cheezein aapki hai

kuch bhi le lijiye

kriti looks into tw eyes and almost pleading no with her eyes

[timewaster]

rakesh almost felling off with tw slaps

rakesh : sir ye pura ghar aapka hai sab cheezein aapki hai

kuch bhi le lijiye

kriti looks into tw eyes and almost pleading no with her eyes

TW stops 

tW :phir se bolna ..rakesh 

rakesh repeats " sir ye pura ghar aapka hai sab cheezein aapki hai

kuch bhi le lijiye"

tW turns and holds kriti's both hands 

TW : poora ghar mera ...har cheez ghar ki meri ......main ( looks at kriti up and down ...) le loon ??

[lpg]

Pari laughing : sir aap na 

mere paas paise hain ki kahan aap ko dene ke liye 


main to bol rahi hoon 

ki agar aap chaho to ..aap ...le lo ... (looks at herself) 

lpg sweating now

lpg : lelo kya lelo dekho pari i am not like those college boys

or tum itni raat ko mere room mai

i think you must leave i cant help you

[timewaster]

lpg sweating now

lpg : lelo kya lelo dekho pari i am not like those college boys

or tum itni raat ko mere room mai

i think you must leave i cant help you

Pari pulls her chair close 

looking at his crotch 

PAri : sir single ho na aap ...koi hain nahin na .mmm

aap chaho to ..mmm (looks at his crotch ) i can help you 

kisi ko nahin pata main yahan hoon ..aap bolo toh ......(looks at his crotch .and licks her lips)