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tw : tumhaar saamne tumhari biwi ko tumhaare ghar ....tumahare bister pe chodna hain

kya karna padega ?

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Sasur came to visit his son ranveer and bahu Deepika and ranveer had shooting to atend so he left abb ghar main sasur aur bahu

and sasur makes a confession abb ghar ki bahu hogayi hoi par pehle humm be tum ko dekh ke hilate te cinema me dekh ke

soch raha ta ekbaar ab ranveer be ghar par nahi hain tho ekbaar sasur ka seva kardo

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tw : this function ..in which industry's rich and famous are being given lifetime awards

some consolation ones

award given by .. D: deepika padukone
















tw a big ...time ....senior producer. ..in the same fucnction ..immensely succesful ..giving lifetime awards


but this time no award from Deepika Padukone :


the announcer asks : sir ..life mein kuch aisa jo nahin mila and 

tw being the bastard old man smiles and says on stage 

TW : deepika padukone ki ... le pata ..i mean haathon se award to acha lagta (all laughing thinking cute) 



TW lived in the same building .as ranveer and deepika 

had no idea. .

this was a month ago ..

had no idea. that .....they had thought something that day 



and then the junta curfew starts 

second day ..

monday night 

around 1130 pm 

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tw : ghar pe .shadi ..woh bhi gaon ki haveli mein

thakur ke bete ki shaaadi

thakur ..chodu no 1 ....aur usske dost bhi

nachaniyaa mangaai ...bagal gaon se. ..aur jab nachaniyaa naachi





the way she was lookign at TW the thakur ...and the way thakur was looking at her though the crowds 

everyone baraati knew 

doli ..na jaane kab uthegi 

iss nanchahiya ka ghaghra to ..thakur saab ...agle 1- ghante mein utha hi dnege
 

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that night around 9 pm

a servant from their house comes with a placard for tw

hand him over

it was written

come to our place for the only thing you cant have in your life

and a bold description : no need for formal dressup

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tw : ghar pe .shadi ..woh bhi gaon ki haveli mein

thakur ke bete ki shaaadi

thakur ..chodu no 1 ....aur usske dost bhi

nachaniyaa mangaai ...bagal gaon se. ..aur jab nachaniyaa naachi




the way she was lookign at TW the thakur ...and the way thakur was looking at her though the crowds 

everyone baraati knew 

doli ..na jaane kab uthegi 

iss nanchahiya ka ghaghra to ..thakur saab ...agle 1- ghante mein utha hi dnege
 

dance going on at full power 

when suddenly 

tw on the top balcony of haveli 

tw : woh ..music bandh ...bas. .bahut hua function ..11 baj gaye hain ...

(himself shutting music ..and ..calling off party ) 

son (dulha ) about to ask .but why dad 

and then ...tw looks at kriti from top : aur tum ..aa ke ..apna inaam le jaao ...chalo aao (calling her up ...)


everyone below knew ...aaj to ..gayi ...lambi nachaniyaan chod dalenge thakur saab 

dulha smiling 

dulhan smiling 

all knew :

aaj to ...ladki ...gayi 

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that night around 9 pm

a servant from their house comes with a placard for tw

hand him over

it was written

come to our place for the only thing you cant have in your life

and a bold description : no need for formal dressup

tw rings bell ....

tW : woh tum logo ne ...woh ....neeche woh ..placard le ke ladka 


full containment on

tW:  woh ..kuch urgent ? main ..kuch medical help ...bullawaa doon ??? 

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kriti leaves from stage

went to upper floor of the haveli

door kholti hai

tw sitting on sofa

kriti haath jodti hai

kriti : thakur saa ko humaara naach pasand aaya

hum to aabaad ho gye

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kriti leaves from stage

went to upper floor of the haveli

door kholti hai

tw sitting on sofa

kriti haath jodti hai

kriti : thakur saa ko humaara naach pasand aaya

hum to aabaad ho gye

tw : abhi kahan theek se. .naach dekha tumhara 


..udhar .bheed bahut thi 

idhar theek hain ???

tw ..in a big large bedroom with ...balcony looking over baraat ..gournds 

tw :.....idhar .ek baar. ..baar .dikhaao na ....smiling ...siwtches on tape ....song back to playing 

biedroom mein .naach dekhna tha TW ko 

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ranveer : medical help

haan apne liye mangwaa lo

heartbeat or bp sab theek hai na

deepika peeche se naughtily slaps on ranveer shoulder

and smiles at tw