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kajal and rajan married for 2 years now

rajan looking for promotion 

but no luck

finally a hope

tw his boos coming to dinner

rajan told his wife : baby koi galti na ho

tw comes at around evening

rajan welcome him

kajal : good evening sir

dressed in a traditional attire

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ab ranveer kab tak biwi ko naukaron or driver se chudte dekhta

called his big brother tw from gaon

bohot saal se dekha nhi tha didnt evven invited him to wedding

as tw comes today deepika out for shoot

ranveer told every detail and started crying

ranveer : bolti hai tumhaare ghar mai koi mard nhi

deepika expected anytime in house

tw : toh ...tumhaare saamne woh driver se ..maali se ..doodhwaale se bhi 

aur tum ?

daba ke ..pela nahin saali ko ...

tw looking at her pics ..and .on tv her songs playing - itni moti gaand hain ...maarte nahin ho  ?

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kajal and rajan married for 2 years now

rajan looking for promotion 

but no luck

finally a hope

tw his boos coming to dinner

rajan told his wife : baby koi galti na ho

tw comes at around evening

rajan welcome him

kajal : good evening sir

dressed in a traditional attire

tw called in for lunch 

finished lunch 

a lot of small talk between .kajal ..rahul and TW 

tw suprised. ki iss langoor ko itni sundar biwi 

tw : kya khaana baanaya tha .kajal. .woh ..itna sahi ..rahul yaar .maatab itna kuch mere liye ..matab. ..thank you rahul...

thank you kajal 

woh main ..ab chalta hoon  ?

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ranveer : bhai daalta hun

par itni badi hai gaand uski

wo ched wo chuttadon ke thoda andar hai

or maas (meat) bohot hai uske chuttadon pe

daalta hun to lund wo bahar ko ucchal jaata hai

bolti hai chota hai

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before rajan could answer

kajal : arey sir itni jaldi

aaj to company band hai na

nhi sir aaj raat to yahin rukna hoga aapko

nhi mai nnhi 

aap baithiye na

rajan also pleading tw to stay

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ranveer : bhai daalta hun

par itni badi hai gaand uski

wo ched wo chuttadon ke thoda andar hai

or maas (meat) bohot hai uske chuttadon pe

daalta hun to lund wo bahar ko ucchal jaata hai

bolti hai chota hai

tw stopped the ....pictures. ..showing on the screen 

touching her ass on the pic ..in front of ranveer 

tw:aaaaaaaah sach mein .chuttad to bahut mote hain ..aur woh ...jab. .unse ...karwaati hain toh ?  (doodhwaala ...driver ...maali) 

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before rajan could answer

kajal : arey sir itni jaldi

aaj to company band hai na

nhi sir aaj raat to yahin rukna hoga aapko

nhi mai nnhi 

aap baithiye na

rajan also pleading tw to stay

tw : aree ......raat ..abhi to ...lolooks at watch 4:30 pm

tw : areey tum logo ne ..lunch pe bulaaya tha na 

tW: woh haan busy to nahin hoon .par .tum dono .husband wife ...chutti ka din ..na baba na ..mujhe kebab mein haddi nahin benna 

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ranveer embarassingly explained

rnveer : bhai wo log to ab tumhe kya bolun

koi saaf safaai to hoti nhi unmein

muh daal dete hain gaand mai

koi karta hai kya

or fir uskewo chuttadon ko haath se khol ke

stops for a while

ranveer : poora daal dete hain or unka bahar bhi nhi aata

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rajan : arey nhi sir aisa kuch nhi hai

kajal : arey ruk jaaiye na sir

fir madam aa jaayegi fir aap waise bhi nhi aaya karenge

tw blushes as he was unmarried yet

kajal : bore nhi hone denge promise

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ranveer embarassingly explained

rnveer : bhai wo log to ab tumhe kya bolun

koi saaf safaai to hoti nhi unmein

muh daal dete hain gaand mai

koi karta hai kya

or fir uskewo chuttadon ko haath se khol ke

stops for a while

ranveer : poora daal dete hain or unka bahar bhi nhi aata

tw :aaaaaaaaah chutaad mein leti hain aaaaaaaaaaah 

woh bhi ..tere saamne aaaaaaaaaaaah 

aur tum ..aaaaa tum uss time kya aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

tw : woh woh ..aur .nikaalwaate wqat to ..nikal lene bolti hogi na lund  ???