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[hungryboy]

KAreena : hb ..abhi aa rahe ho ? 

areey manager bola toh kya ..aaoge nahin sunday bulaane se ...

kareena (telling SAif ) : dekh rahe ho .tum hi ne hire kiya tha na ..ab ..dekho .a.ata hi nahin hain 

saif : areey HB matlab. .kareena ne bulaya hain to aana chaiye na tumhein  ?

( i was 22 year old my name is uday and i was from backward tribe and saif sir was from royal family and so was his wife the begum kareena )

( i was the newly appointed manager of security in their castle )

( on phone)

maam wo sunday chutti tha isiliye nhi aaya

aa rha hu malkin

( i was worried)

( my family worked for the royal family and so am i )

( i went to the castle)
( saif sir was old in his 60s and kareena  maam was 39 )

[timewaster]

long time no see

Tw : ...i felt ...they were also saying the same thing :

so .. :

[hungryboy]

tw unzipping pants 

tw: call him ...

call him now ...in this very room 

They standing in drawing room of ranvir and deepika 

tw : bula saali ussko .aaaaaaaah aaj ussey dikhata hoon ...uski biwi ko ..kaise chodte hain 

( as i saw u unzipping ur pant)

( ohh no shit is getting real)

ranveer jaldi aao neeche Tw is calling u hony come down
he wanna teach u something

ranveer : haa aaya darling( he came down to see us standing )

[timewaster]

long time no see

tW : yahin baat yeh bolein toh maazaa aa jayein 

 

[timewaster]

( i was 22 year old my name is uday and i was from backward tribe and saif sir was from royal family and so was his wife the begum kareena )

( i was the newly appointed manager of security in their castle )

( on phone)

maam wo sunday chutti tha isiliye nhi aaya

aa rha hu malkin

( i was worried)

( my family worked for the royal family and so am i )

( i went to the castle)
( saif sir was old in his 60s and kareena  maam was 39 )

Kareena : lo itni late kar ke aate ho ..kab se phone kar rahi thi 

kahan thei 

SAif : haan ..hb ..galat baat kahan thei ? 

[hungryboy]

Kareena : lo itni late kar ke aate ho ..kab se phone kar rahi thi 

kahan thei 

SAif : haan ..hb ..galat baat kahan thei ? 

( asi entered the castle)

malkin wo mai ...meri maa bimaar thi to sunday waise bhi chutti tha to socha ghar chale jau

( i looked at saif)

sir aisi baat nhi hai sir sorry maaf kijiye

( how mean are these people 24 x 7 kaam krate hai mujhse)

[timewaster]

tw : literally grabbed me into coming online today

[Rahul Agarwal]

.......

[timewaster]

Tw bhai reply. Tankolia ka ilaaz kar degi kya Anushka Aur isski armpits?

Virat : arey bhai ..kya reply karega yeh aadmi 

mere biwi chodne se fursat miley issey tab na 

[timewaster]

tW : yahin baat yeh bolein toh maazaa aa jayein