Dirty Mind

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fuck ..sonam ..telling her husband ..

lo baba ..le aayi ..ab to ek raat mujhe sone do 

sonam : katrina .sambhaal logi na ....bahut pagal hain yeh 

and imagine katrina saying

you rest baby

ab ye mera hai

i mean meri responsibility hai

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and imagine katrina saying

you rest baby

ab ye mera hai

i mean meri responsibility hai

tw : sonam jaao tum ..jaao ..jaldi jaao ..

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tw : jab pati ...khud .biwi ko ..bechne aaye ..thakur ko

biwi rohye chillaye kasam de .par madarchod na maaine

toh phir .usske saamne biwi ko roop dhar ke ..ussi ke aankh ke aage thakur ki leti hain ..pati ro deta hain

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tw :when ..two friends lost a bet

couple friends i.e.

and ...their friend ..chose the most ridiculous ....thing if he won

teri shaadi teri suhaagraat ...par pehle main ..tere saamne kriti ki loonga ..phir tu

now ....ab shart haar gayein toh D:

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old man .... fan of jacueline feranndez ....asked in a tv show ..ovver 80 years of age men show

annoucer : aap ko ..marne se pehle .agar ek wish poori karni ho to

fan : woh ek baar ..madam ke .saath ..bas ek baar

she laughs ..all laugh

later. ..she calls him ...

jaccquline :Sach mein ...tw .....ek hi baar ?

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tw ; uhhhhhhhhhhh i just absolutely love such couple shots

first was this 




just saw this :

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imagine new year pe thakur comes at rakesh house

openly saying

thakur : wo humare pujaari ji ne bola hai

is saal ke aakhiri din

or nye saal ke pehle din

jo cheez sabse jyaada karoge saara saal wahi milegi

then looks at ghar ki bahu and saying : chalein andar

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tw : filling my mind ...so bad

[FuckingWolf]

Plot for next story.


* X is an actress.
* Busy shooting for upcoming movie.
* There is a guy a FW who is a long time
   friend off her. Basically, now they
   are friends with benefits, but there is
   no such physical relationship between
  them. Just casual kissing, lip lock, and
  sometimes oral sex.
* One day her friend called her after a
  long time and both of them 
  decided to meet.
So guys this is my plot idea for next story.
If you want any add-up or changes in this plot, then you can give you ideas also.
Your suggessions are most welcome here. 

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tw : looks like a super one time offer