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virat terrified

virat : nhi sir wo bas wo

but anushka equally confident as tw

anushka : kyu mantri ji logon ohh i mean mardon ko pyaar dena galat hai kya

bhookh kya sirf pet ko lagti hai kya

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virat terrified

virat : nhi sir wo bas wo

but anushka equally confident as tw

anushka : kyu mantri ji logon ohh i mean mardon ko pyaar dena galat hai kya

bhookh kya sirf pet ko lagti hai kya

tw: baat to sahi hain ..bol rahi hain teri biwi 

(Taken aback by her frankneess) 

tw : par ..yeh to galat hain na ..ki kuch mardo ki bhook din raat miten aur kuch ko paisa dena padein ..chup chupa ke aise .hotel jaana padein 

sarkaar to chahti hain 

sabka bhaala :

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anushka poori research karke aayi thi

tw a big politician or apne farmhouse pe bollywood actress ko 

anushka : isi liye to hotel khola tha

jisko sharam aati hai wo andar hotel mai kar le

or jise khule mai pasand hai wo home delivery order kar le

khule mai bharne ke liye

all 3 were standing in tw farmhouse big lawn

cool breeze blowing

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anushka poori research karke aayi thi

tw a big politician or apne farmhouse pe bollywood actress ko 

anushka : isi liye to hotel khola tha

jisko sharam aati hai wo andar hotel mai kar le

or jise khule mai pasand hai wo home delivery order kar le

khule mai bharne ke liye

all 3 were standing in tw farmhouse big lawn

cool breeze blowing

tw : sab badi badi baatein hain ..anushka jee ..

aapa logo ko charge se bachna hain 

tw : kahan ...yeh ..garibo ke liye hain ...(referring to self ) 

yeh to bade logo ka hain ki unhein ..jab mann tab ...(looks at anushka ) 

ham log to desh ki seva mein hi ..ghiss jaate hain 

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virat sab smjh raha tha

but making gestures as if not knowing anything

anushka : ameer gareeb ki kya baat hai

humara kaam to hai delivery dena (bitch here talking about herself)

bas koi bhar de ache se

virat shockingly looked at her and anushka with a deep pause

anushka : bill

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virat sab smjh raha tha

but making gestures as if not knowing anything

anushka : ameer gareeb ki kya baat hai

humara kaam to hai delivery dena (bitch here talking about herself)

bas koi bhar de ache se

virat shockingly looked at her and anushka with a deep pause

anushka : bill

tw looking at her ..tw in ...sweater ...kurta pajama ...

in his farmhouse 

they both in sports ..designwer wear 

tW : bhar de ache se .........................

bada ...sahi business hain aap ka ..khud ..ghar pe baitho araam se ..aur .massooom bahiyon ko chee chee .bhar ...chee chee 

tW: main kuch nahin jaanta lock toh lock 

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virat about to go

anushka makes a cute face there

anushka : please sir band mat kijiye na

bachaare mumbai ke ladke kahan jaayenge

or fir wo aapke party ke log bhi to humaari sewa lete hain

baby wo pichle week shukla aaya tha na

anushka taking name of tw deputy

virat just nods

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virat about to go

anushka makes a cute face there

anushka : please sir band mat kijiye na

bachaare mumbai ke ladke kahan jaayenge

or fir wo aapke party ke log bhi to humaari sewa lete hain

baby wo pichle week shukla aaya tha na

anushka taking name of tw deputy

virat just nods

shukla was in 7th heaven all of ...a week 

singing anushka ..anushka ...nush nush anushka in the office 

tw : woh ..woh shukla ...woh shukla ne sach mein ...usey sach mein aap ne ....matlab. ..

shukla !?!! 

bc ..shukla !!! 

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virat shocked

does anushka really with shukla

anushka smiles : ab hum kya karte

shukla ko bola bhi ye tw g ke liye hai

to bola tw ji nhi peete

isi liye shukla pi gya

looks at her tits once

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virat shocked

does anushka really with shukla

anushka smiles : ab hum kya karte

shukla ko bola bhi ye tw g ke liye hai

to bola tw ji nhi peete

isi liye shukla pi gya

looks at her tits once

tw  :" shukla madarchod ne ....aap ke ...

looking angrily at anusahka and then virat

slaps virat 

TW :bc biwi hain ...raksha nahin kar sakte 

and then realizes 

tw : aap ne kya kahan ....

phir se .boliyega