Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[loveceleb]

LC: aaahhh ye bade bade stano waali, gaiya Dolly................mardon ko bahut chutiya banati hai na

Bas ek baar inpector ke haath lag jaye..................fir inspector sahab khud bolenge

bahuton ko chutiya banaya suhaagraat ke naam pe................ab hum timhare saath asli 

suhaagraat manayenge.................chalo pehle doodh pilao....................

[deepika.padukonereal]

Deepika : HI BOYS,i can definately hide one of you short boy in here ,any one below 5.4 interested?

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[deepika.padukonereal]

Deepika : HI BOYS,i can definately hide one of you short boy in here ,any one below 5.4 interested?

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[loveceleb]

Rakesh, ek average Indian................shaadi ho gayi Angrezan se

when he went for study abroad

Le aaya Gorakhpur mein ek Angrezan

Poori colony ka khada

Jab bhi she goes for shopping aur anything, log kood kood ke dekhte the

5'9, lambi, Angrezan....................aur kahan lallu Rakesh.............log sochte the ki aise langoor ke haath aisa angoor kaise lag gaya

[loveceleb]

Rakesh, ek average Indian................shaadi ho gayi Angrezan se

when he went for study abroad

Le aaya Gorakhpur mein ek Angrezan

Poori colony ka khada

Jab bhi she goes for shopping aur anything, log kood kood ke dekhte the

5'9, lambi, Angrezan....................aur kahan lallu Rakesh.............log sochte the ki aise langoor ke haath aisa angoor kaise lag gaya

Ab Katrina ki roop ki charcha to poore Gorakhpur mein fail gayi

Colony ka har mard raat ko is fit Angrezan ke baare mein sochke nikalta tha

Ab Angrezan ke roop ki charcha to yahan tak ki Gorakhpur ke tharki MLA LC tak pahuch gayi

[lpg]

kajal and sameer loved each other dearly

sameer ameer baap ka beta

baap LC

but when LC comes to know about her he refused

bola humaare level ki nhi hai

sameer depressed

kajal bhi jaanti thi itna ameer ladka dobara nhi milega

kajal : mai baat karun dad se

sameer agrees

or raat ko as LC was alone in his house

kajal reached there

rings the bell

[loveceleb]

Ab Katrina ki roop ki charcha to poore Gorakhpur mein fail gayi

Colony ka har mard raat ko is fit Angrezan ke baare mein sochke nikalta tha

Ab Angrezan ke roop ki charcha to yahan tak ki Gorakhpur ke tharki MLA LC tak pahuch gayi

Poore gorakhpur mein LC ka raaj chalta tha

Bhai minister ji jo the

Abhi kal hi, Kailash ki nayi naveli dulhan ko, Tamanna ko MLA ji behosh karke aaye the...........

Poore jile mein jiski chahe uski biwi utha lete the

and no one could say anything, after aur MLA ji jo the

Poora jila jaanta tha MLA ji ki kartoote

Aur jab unke MLA Mishra ne unhein batay ki sir, humare gaon mein ek Angrezan aayi hai

Tab to Matri ji ka tabhi.................fappp fapppp (in his dhoti)

Bole Mishra ko ki abhi ke abhi gaadi lagao

Aur pahuch gaye Rakesh ke ghar pe

Rakesh ke ghar mein hal chal...................after all jila ke mantri ji khud aaye the ghar pe

LC: namaste namaste

[loveceleb]

kajal and sameer loved each other dearly

sameer ameer baap ka beta

baap LC

but when LC comes to know about her he refused

bola humaare level ki nhi hai

sameer depressed

kajal bhi jaanti thi itna ameer ladka dobara nhi milega

kajal : mai baat karun dad se

sameer agrees

or raat ko as LC was alone in his house

kajal reached there

rings the bell

LC opens the door in lungi

Ab itni raat ka time tha

Sees Kajal..............that too so late in the night

LC: aree Kajal, tum itni raat gaye?

LC used to be gaon ka pehlewaan.....................roz dand pelta tha, wahin se hi got his fame

aur fir sheher mein made lots of gyms and properties, wahin se itna paisa aaya

par dil se to wo abhi bhi gaon wala hi tha

Itna paisa aur jayadad, par biwi chodh ke chali gayi is umar mein....................complain, ki wo bahut chodta tha.............

umar 50 ki ho chuki thi lekin is umar mein bhi Sammer ke papa usse zyada hatte katte the.............aur bade the, har cheez  

mein............

aur Sameer ki to unke saamney waise bhi fati rehti thi...............

[lpg]

deenanath : arey mantri gaap yahan

rakesh also fell on LC feet

deenanath : aaiye na mantri g

bahu mntri g ke liye paani lao

LC sat on sofa

tabhi kitchen se katrina LC ke liye paani leke aati hai

rakesh : lijiye sir

[lpg]

LC opens the door in lungi

Ab itni raat ka time tha

Sees Kajal..............that too so late in the night

LC: aree Kajal, tum itni raat gaye?

LC used to be gaon ka pehlewaan.....................roz dand pelta tha, wahin se hi got his fame

aur fir sheher mein made lots of gyms and properties, wahin se itna paisa aaya

par dil se to wo abhi bhi gaon wala hi tha

Itna paisa aur jayadad, par biwi chodh ke chali gayi is umar mein....................complain, ki wo bahut chodta tha.............

umar 50 ki ho chuki thi lekin is umar mein bhi Sammer ke papa usse zyada hatte katte the.............aur bade the, har cheez  

mein............

aur Sameer ki to unke saamney waise bhi fati rehti thi...............

kajal in a sleeveless saree

kajal : namaste LC ji

jhuk ke about to touch his feet

but in reality showing her cleavage to LC

kajal : akele hain kya

kuch baat karni thi