Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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katrina : arey ambani waali to pucho hi mat

aaya mere paas

bolta hai ruk jaana event ke baad

mujhe bhi laga koi rasam hogi

or jab sab jaane lage

to chipak gya or gale pe kaatne laga

katrina : jaan please pagal ho gya hun

nhi kiya to marr jaunga bacha lo mujhe (imitating ambani)

thank god sahi waqt pe uski biwi aa gyi nhi to ufffff do suhaagraat ho jaati ghar mai

tW ka dick going mad just imaginagint these scenees 

and then katrina herself immitiating the men 

tW: aaaaaaaaah katrina jee toh uss party mein toh .kisi ne .aap pe .i mean 

aap ..ka ..udhar koi .i mean .....ya to mantir jee ko ..ya ...paid kuch ...aisa ? 

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anushka : haan bohot gentleman hai wo to

kuch jyaada hi (murmured to herself)

anushka : usey chodho aaj ke baad marne ka khayaal aaye na

to yaad rakhna this anushka cares for you

hold tw hand and pats it

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anushka : haan bohot gentleman hai wo to

kuch jyaada hi (murmured to herself)

anushka : usey chodho aaj ke baad marne ka khayaal aaye na

to yaad rakhna this anushka cares for you

hold tw hand and pats it

tw : jee anushak jee ..par ....anushka jee ..woh ....

main ...matlab. ..

jab usski yaad aati hain toh woh saare lahmehin ..aur usska rejection har baar nahin nahin ...ruk jaao ..mat karo ....

soch ke ...(tears flowing ..)punches teh wall again 

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katrina : paid paid to bas ek hi

kya naam tha uska haan mr. bajaj 

bechaare ki biwi chodh ke gyi thi

so pintu ne hi arrange kiya tha

ab 300 crore ek raat ke koi mazaak hai kya

looked at tw : ye to bas koi pyaar mai pagal insaan ki kar sakta hai

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katrina : paid paid to bas ek hi

kya naam tha uska haan mr. bajaj 

bechaare ki biwi chodh ke gyi thi

so pintu ne hi arrange kiya tha

ab 300 crore ek raat ke koi mazaak hai kya

looked at tw : ye to bas koi pyaar mai pagal insaan ki kar sakta hai

tw smiliing 

tW:  woh aur maine suna hain aap ke visa ke chakkar mein askar 

ministiy of exteranal affairs waale ..

mantri sab. .i mean ...yeh sACH HAIN KYA ?

woh sab bolte hain ek baar. ..i mean ...4 officers saath aaye thei ..visa cacnel karne ..aur .phir ...i mean ........ aisa suna hain 

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this was her first case

or agar yahi fail ho gya to poora campaign flop ho jaayega

anushka : or ek anushka ka acceptation

doosri ki rejection bhula dega

ek ki haan dusri ki naa ko bhula degi kya

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this was her first case

or agar yahi fail ho gya to poora campaign flop ho jaayega

anushka : or ek anushka ka acceptation

doosri ki rejection bhula dega

ek ki haan dusri ki naa ko bhula degi kya

tW : areey anushka jee. .yeh apa kya ..matlab maadam yeh aap samajh nahin rahi ho 

woh ..matlab. ....woh ....woh ..hum dono ka ..i mean ..

i mean hum dono ek doosre se pyaar karte thei 

main aur kisi se kaise .i mean ...yeh thodae na ..
 
i mean .aur viraat sir. . ? (looks at the camera guy i n complete confusion and doubt) 

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katrina : no no no let me make it clear

4 aaye the par ek ne hi kiya tha

boss tha unka

or har mahine hi kabhi wo file kabhi ye

chalo ek baar hua do baar hua par ye kya har mahine

wo to acha hua mantri g ke saath ek raat guzaar ke kisaa khatam kiya

wrna wo to spouse visa lgwa deta ab tak

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anushka : shut up tw

shouts at him

anushka : dono pyaar nhi karte the you fool

it was only from your side

wo to kabhi nhi never

anushka : virat ne hi to bola tha ye campaign shuru krne se pehle

jaan laga dena

never backout

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katrina : no no no let me make it clear

4 aaye the par ek ne hi kiya tha

boss tha unka

or har mahine hi kabhi wo file kabhi ye

chalo ek baar hua do baar hua par ye kya har mahine

wo to acha hua mantri g ke saath ek raat guzaar ke kisaa khatam kiya

wrna wo to spouse visa lgwa deta ab tak

tw : woh ....4 aaye par 1 ne ..

toh baki teeno ... ?? 

unko bhi toh i mean .insaan thei toh ...

i mean .kaise ...unhein kaise .roka ....

(TW very hard. .rubbing dick over pants ..hearing to her )