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Iska to tum koi chedh na chodna bhai................................warna Indian ka koi bhi mard tumhein wapas India mein ghusne nahi dega............

TW : abhi to humein sirf ek jagah ghussna hain mitra ...

(raaste kai ho sakte hain ..par jahan ghussna hain uss dekh ka ek hi naam hain)

Jacqueline Fernandez - Bday Gal 

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katrina loved tw atitude

looking at him all the time

katrina : saath mai chalte hain na

tw to maano pagal ho gya

he was literally thinking of number of children they will have

and their names

katrina and tw both now in front of room

tw showing keys

katrina took keys from tw hands and swipes to open the door

katrina : dekha simple hai na

Katrina walks into the huge presidential suite 

tw behind her 

tW : aap ka ..toh  sab aata hain .itna experience hain aap ke liye toh yeh sab roz ki baat hogi  (he referring to ways of behaving in this high society...she thinking he saying ...he konws she sleeps around with others too) 

mera toh aap bade logo ke saath first time hain ..thoda guide kar dijiyega na please :

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jacqueline now turns to tease tw

jacqueline : hato na humaare liye kahan time hai

anushka deepika se mann bhar jaata hai tab aate ho yahan

or wo bhi bas ye taangein chumne

aaj happy birthday bologe

or subah neend khulne se pehle gaayab

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tw just talking in love

but katrina thinking wahi producer wali talks

katrina : nhi nhi roz roz kahan

aisi cheezein roz thodi na hoti hai

bas koi bada project mil jaaye tabhi bas

smiles at tw

katrina : waise aapne is se pehle kabhi invest kiya hai kya movies mai

ya kisi or pe 

basically asking or kiske saath raat guzaari hai

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jacqueline now turns to tease tw

jacqueline : hato na humaare liye kahan time hai

anushka deepika se mann bhar jaata hai tab aate ho yahan

or wo bhi bas ye taangein chumne

aaj happy birthday bologe

or subah neend khulne se pehle gaayab

tw : woh ...lagata hain series ..aap theek se padti nahin ho...

hamesha ek hi baat bolta haoon live in ..gf banogi .. ? 

but i guess gf se .pata naihn chalta hoga ..mmmmmmmm ab ?

(takes out a box and pulls out a diamond ring big one ) 

TW :ab. ....subah ...saath chal sakte hain ...kahin ? ek jagah rehne  ?

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tw just talking in love

but katrina thinking wahi producer wali talks

katrina : nhi nhi roz roz kahan

aisi cheezein roz thodi na hoti hai

bas koi bada project mil jaaye tabhi bas

smiles at tw

katrina : waise aapne is se pehle kabhi invest kiya hai kya movies mai

ya kisi or pe 

basically asking or kiske saath raat guzaari hai

TW : karan bol tah tha ...badi budget ki movie banayegnge deepika ko leke ..maine bol diya 

jo hoga katrina ke saath hoga ...

ek dum ..aur koi nahin 

bollywood mein hain hi aur kaun 

tW : sab dekho ..saaali chinaal sab ..jab dekho jiss tiss ke saath (in a low voice ) 

aap to pari ho  

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jacqueline looked at ring

and then at and again at ring

she was over the moon 

but controlled her emotion

jacqueline took ring from tw hand

looked at it closely

jacqueline : achi hai kiske liye laaye ho

must be kiara 

baby baby karte hue daaloge hai na

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tw : woh ...lagata hain series ..aap theek se padti nahin ho...

hamesha ek hi baat bolta haoon live in ..gf banogi .. ? 

but i guess gf se .pata naihn chalta hoga ..mmmmmmmm ab ?

(takes out a box and pulls out a diamond ring big one ) 

TW :ab. ....subah ...saath chal sakte hain ...kahin ? ek jagah rehne  ?

LC: bas karo bhai.......................itna hot, wo bhi Catholic, Bollywood actress, Jacqueline Fernandez

ka gaon ka, Indian, kala, tagda desi bf TW

ruk jao bhai..................hum sab mar gayein hain kya, humare poore gaon ka har ek mard kabse Jacqueline ka bf banna chahta hai

aisi videshi gf mil jaye to by God, ise charpayi se uthne na dein...................usi pe subah shaam lagate rahein............

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jacqueline looked at ring

and then at and again at ring

she was over the moon 

but controlled her emotion

jacqueline took ring from tw hand

looked at it closely

jacqueline : achi hai kiske liye laaye ho

must be kiara 

baby baby karte hue daaloge hai na

TW smiling 

Tw : taane bhi maarene hain aur ring bhi rakh lena hain 

live in gf .....ko .....jo pyaar diya hain itne din woh kuch nahin ...

ek din .kuch idhar udhar post kar diya to jealous

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katrina smiled

basically she was amused at tw talks

talking lovingly praising her beauty

normally this does not goes this way

producer darwaaza band karte hi hothon pe toot padte the

or kapde utaarne lagte the

so that time waste na ho

first time in this scenario somebody talking to her like this

katrina : thank you tw

khade kyu ho baitho na

ya letna hai andar

she wants to get it quick to get ready for tomorrow show