I Fuck Celebrities In My Brain (is back)

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MJ: thoda aur description pls.....how will it go forward ahhhhh

room 1 : Neha wearing ghaghra choli of Disha ....and her marriage jewellery (some MJ's mom gave her this morning ) 

Neha : aaji ..woh ....aaj ma ne aashiwraad de diya 



Disha : ajee sunte ho ek min ..idhar dekho toh 

aaj ...ecommerce website se lee hain 

aap bolte thei na ...mujhe thoda ....modern saree bhi try ....

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Deepika waving smiling....

she had read all about TW.....

MJ: TW ji.......aapki biwi......

I mean aaj raat ke baad ho hi jaayengi (winks at crowd......crowd going mad)

DEEPIKA TW PADUKONE!!! Aaapka swaagat hai iss show pe



Deepika getting up on stage.....smiling.....dimples showing

Ranveer with Deepika......trying to stop men jerking off......muth ki dhaare aiming at Deepika

both walking on floor completely wet with semen

MJ: arre arre dosto......bhabhi hai aapki........TW ka maal hai....bhool gye?

Deepika: (heard what MJ said......then looks at TW...giggles) Ranveer aaj jo bhi ho.....

Remember I will still love you (saying while looking at TW)

tw reaches out and ...holds her hand 

she ...taking his hand in those heels ..getting on the stage 

RAnveer seated in the front row 





tw was to take her to the couch on stage 


but eyes on her breasts 

in that dress

entire crowd whisting hooting 

MJ holding mike - standing looking at the scene 

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(PS: pls disha some other outfit)

MJ just coming back from office.....stressful day

poora mood mein tha.....

aur aaj kal to.....jabse ghar mein do biwiyaan......

tab se to aur bhi jhada tharki ho gya tha   ......kabhi ek to kabhi doosri.....thapppppp thapppp thapppppp


MJ went and sat on dining table.....whole family there....

and then Disha and Neha coming like this

whole family embarrased.....ghar mein do do bahu 

MJ: arre arre......tum dono na.....khaana to kha lene do

Neha smiles looks at MJ's ma (Getting her blessings )

and then ..

Neha : aap ..sirf ..dahi bhalle yeh waale khaaoge .ya ...(smiles and bends over table ) she to the right of MJ 






Disha knocks on her plate with her fork 

Disha : ....MJ ...woh ..aap ko ..toh bade pasand hain na aam 

khaane ke baad 

and slightly heaves her chest (she sitting across the table right in front) 

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Neha wearing a party dress which MJ had bought for Disha but she never wore

Neha : Jaanooo yeh dress didi ke liye laaye thei ?

achi lag rahi hain mujh pe ?

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Deepika noticing how TW staring at her boobs in that dress.....

Deepika controls her smile and makes serious face

Deepika: aise kya dekh rhe ho? Ranveer ke bade kiye hai....

(then pauses...half smiles) blouse ke...upar se choos ke 


TW dumb founded....

Crowd cheering : tw bhai ne kiye hai!   tw bhai ne kiye hai 

Deepika: (looks at crowd) achha? apne bhai ko bolo......laptop ke peeche beth ke chhosne se bade nhi hote 

tw sits down ...next to her on the couch 

huge huge tent in TW's pants 

Ranveer shocked 

tw looks at him and then at Deepika 

tw : style copy karne se koi Tw nahin ho jaata 

aur ...

bacho ke choosne se nimboo ...orange nahin ban jaate :

tw : koi mard hota toh abhi tak ...toh ..doodh aa gaya hota (saying pregnant kar diya hota) 

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Disha : ....jaan woh ...aap ke dost .aaye thei bol rahe thei .woh ..mehta jee 

woh bol rahe thei model banayenge 

woh koi calvin klien bol ke brand bol rahe thei .mmmmmmmmm ...aap to .busy rehte ho ....choti (neha ) ke saath main ho aaon kya ?