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TW had heard the rumor in the market .ki deepka ne offer diya hain 

but was not sure 

and was too gentlemanly to ask
 
but ..the way she said it 

TW ka toh lund 

TW : ok ok bhandaari aap .ladko ko le ke yahin ruko ..hum ..i mean .hum property check kar ke aate hain 

deepika : rukiye mtlb

nhi aap log aisa kijiye

looked at her watch its 3 pm

deepika : kal 3 bje aa jaana

then turned to tw

deepika : property bohot badi hai

andar tak check krne mai itna time to lag jaayega

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deepika : rukiye mtlb

nhi aap log aisa kijiye

looked at her watch its 3 pm

deepika : kal 3 bje aa jaana

then turned to tw

deepika : property bohot badi hai

andar tak check krne mai itna time to lag jaayega

TW : ..kal 3 baje tak (happiness on his face ) 

Deepika smiling 

TW:  tum log jaao bhandaaari ...main aa jaaonga : main thek hon ..jaaon na   

Bhandaari : sir ..kal 3 baje ..matlab. ...

abhi lunch ...dinner ..breakfast .change of clothes 

Bhandaari : main intezaam karwaa deta hoon .abhi ..

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briju : re re chori .....badaa raani ban rahi ho ..thakur saab paani dalene na ..andar. ..ro dogi 

harish : bhai ...thakur ..saaab ke baad to chal na payegi ..ek baar main kar loon .itin lambi kabhi ki nahin hain 

kalua : re. ...sahab ko jhoota maal dega ...hain 

and then looks at bitoo

kalua  : re ladke..teri to na hain na ...jhoota mila na saab ko to .....maar lenge. ..(looks at kriti ) 

and then at bitoo 

kalua : teri uss bhi zyada

kriti signalling bitoo to turn off the camera

bitoo scared

but kriti in full atitude

kriti : apne us thakur ko bulaao

baat karni hai us se (poore gaon mai koi aise nhi bulaata tha tw ko)

kriti : bolna special reporter aayi hai

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TW : ..kal 3 baje tak (happiness on his face ) 

Deepika smiling 

TW:  tum log jaao bhandaaari ...main aa jaaonga : main thek hon ..jaaon na   

Bhandaari : sir ..kal 3 baje ..matlab. ...

abhi lunch ...dinner ..breakfast .change of clothes 

Bhandaari : main intezaam karwaa deta hoon .abhi ..

deepika : clothes (gives a slight laugh)

bhandaari : abhi ho jaayega

deepika to tw : areysir inko boliye jaayein

sab cheez mil jaayegi andar

or jyaada cheezon ka kya karenge

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kriti signalling bitoo to turn off the camera

bitoo scared

but kriti in full atitude

kriti : apne us thakur ko bulaao

baat karni hai us se (poore gaon mai koi aise nhi bulaata tha tw ko)

kriti : bolna special reporter aayi hai

Briju : .....saab ko yahan ...(itni dhoop mein )

they standing in angaan of haveli !?! 

Birju : ee chori .pata hain kissko bula rahi hain 

harish : bhai ..na na ...ja saab ko le aa

aaj ...aee chori ...dhoop mein thukaai .....karwaayegi 

le aa 

suddenly TW ......yawning comes out in vest and ..pajama 

TW : areey kya ...halla kar rahe ho 


and sees kriti 

stunned ...

lund dwoinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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deepika : clothes (gives a slight laugh)

bhandaari : abhi ho jaayega

deepika to tw : areysir inko boliye jaayein

sab cheez mil jaayegi andar

or jyaada cheezon ka kya karenge

TW looks at deepka .and ..all smitten looks at Bhandaari 

TW :bhandaari jaao yaar ...hum manage kar lenge 

woh .suno bhandaari 

aane se pehle ek baar phone kar dena 

agar prportery ....theek se check nahin hui hoo to ..rehna pad saktahain na ..thoda aur 

(looks at deepika smiling ) 

tw : abhi jaao tum 

TW: haan deepika jee. .aap dikha rahi thi 

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Briju : .....saab ko yahan ...(itni dhoop mein )

they standing in angaan of haveli !?! 

Birju : ee chori .pata hain kissko bula rahi hain 

harish : bhai ..na na ...ja saab ko le aa

aaj ...aee chori ...dhoop mein thukaai .....karwaayegi 

le aa 

suddenly TW ......yawning comes out in vest and ..pajama 

TW : areey kya ...halla kar rahe ho 


and sees kriti 

stunned ...

lund dwoinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

bitoo standing behind kriti

haath jod ke or sar jhuka ke namaste kar raha tha tw ko

but kriti standing in atitude

tw comes at them

kriti : hi i am kriti sanon (offering handshake)

senior executive of kal tak news channel

wo kuch sawaal jawaab krne the aapse

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bitoo standing behind kriti

haath jod ke or sar jhuka ke namaste kar raha tha tw ko

but kriti standing in atitude

tw comes at them

kriti : hi i am kriti sanon (offering handshake)

senior executive of kal tak news channel

wo kuch sawaal jawaab krne the aapse

TW just looks at her face - ek tak 

TW: kar lo ...

gestures 

birju ..rushes and gets khatiya 

tW sits on it 

and 2 modhaas ....and puts behind kriti ....and on the other sits himself smiling 

bitto 

TW : ....humiein kya milega. .....jawaab dene pe  ? tum tv waale dete ho na paise show mein aane pe .. toh ..? humein kya milega ?

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TW looks at deepka .and ..all smitten looks at Bhandaari 

TW :bhandaari jaao yaar ...hum manage kar lenge 

woh .suno bhandaari 

aane se pehle ek baar phone kar dena 

agar prportery ....theek se check nahin hui hoo to ..rehna pad saktahain na ..thoda aur 

(looks at deepika smiling ) 

tw : abhi jaao tum 

TW: haan deepika jee. .aap dikha rahi thi 

deepika and tw comes in

deepika closed the door

a big vilaa 

deepika : abhi dikhaaya kahan tw ji

jab dekhenge na to aankhein fatti ki fatti reh jayegi

ek ek kona taraash ke bnaaya hua hai

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TW just looks at her face - ek tak 

TW: kar lo ...

gestures 

birju ..rushes and gets khatiya 

tW sits on it 

and 2 modhaas ....and puts behind kriti ....and on the other sits himself smiling 

bitto 

TW : ....humiein kya milega. .....jawaab dene pe  ? tum tv waale dete ho na paise show mein aane pe .. toh ..? humein kya milega ?

kriti sat on second modha

apni chunni se hawa karti hai

kriti : ab aapko paison ki kya kami thakur saahab

piche dekh ke giving bitoo instructions ki camera taiyaar rakhe

kriti : tv par dikha denge aapko

saari duniya dekheegi

or kya chahiye