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tw about to close the door

but shruti stopped him

looked at rahul at back : tum so jaana thik hai

mai hun inke liye

then moves inside the room

tw going back

or shruthi khud darwaaza band kar deti hai

shruthi : haan to konsi yaadein bol rahe the aap

The tinkling of her bangles and paayal

the movement / sound of her saree fabric 

the ...way she entered the room and shut the door with her hands (not even looking back ) 

and the way she siad it 

TW  : woh shruthi woh .woh main .woh ...(backing ..slowly from door and her) 

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TW : woh ..mmm. ...thoda sa fevicol lag jayega ..toh ..aap ko to pata hain 

phir ..yeh ...

gun ..kaise .

just seeing her smile and the indencent proposal ki jab tak mann tab tak :

(in front of Saif)

making Tw's tent go crazy hard and fapping 

both kareena and saif can see it 

saif sitting on sofa

tw sitting opposite him 

kareena walking around room 

kareena looked at that fapping dick

smilingly : hmm lagta to hai chalegi

saif 

kareena : wo testing range upar waale kamre mai hai

chalein kya

upar bebo saif ka bedroom tha

or bebo wardrobe as well

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The tinkling of her bangles and paayal

the movement / sound of her saree fabric 

the ...way she entered the room and shut the door with her hands (not even looking back ) 

and the way she siad it 

TW  : woh shruthi woh .woh main .woh ...(backing ..slowly from door and her) 

shruthi : kya tension de rakhi hai rahulko bhi

yaadein yaadein

agar wahi yaadein taaza kar de koi aapki

fir to koi problem nhi hai na

straightaway telling her jeth that someone could act as his wife

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kareena looked at that fapping dick

smilingly : hmm lagta to hai chalegi

saif 

kareena : wo testing range upar waale kamre mai hai

chalein kya

upar bebo saif ka bedroom tha

or bebo wardrobe as well

TW : aaaaaaah ....saif .bhai ...

sahi deal ki hain bhai ..

kal ...subah ..verma (munshi) ..bhej dega ...5000 crore aur .tumhaara hi hain bhai tumhara hi hain 

tW: aaaaaah ..bc ..saif kya idea hain be ..aaaaaah 

TW:  bhai .subah ..breakfast andar bhijwaa dena aur ..suno lunch bhi 

TW: aaaaaaah kareena jee aaaaah ....andar ..aaap ke saare woh fevicol waale laast time waale saare hain na ? 

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shruthi : kya tension de rakhi hai rahulko bhi

yaadein yaadein

agar wahi yaadein taaza kar de koi aapki

fir to koi problem nhi hai na

straightaway telling her jeth that someone could act as his wife

TW ek dum taken aback ..by how she is talking 

both quiet 

she eyeing him
 
bahar ....fork spoon plate sounds of rahul can be heard 

rahul : shruthi ...? sab theek ? 

TW : .......shurthi .kya bol rahi ho .. ? matlab. ..samajh rahi ho ....? (in whishper ) 

rahul ..ke rehte ? !! 

ghar pe hain woh ..?!!! 

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TW : aaaaaaah ....saif .bhai ...

sahi deal ki hain bhai ..

kal ...subah ..verma (munshi) ..bhej dega ...5000 crore aur .tumhaara hi hain bhai tumhara hi hain 

tW: aaaaaah ..bc ..saif kya idea hain be ..aaaaaah 

TW:  bhai .subah ..breakfast andar bhijwaa dena aur ..suno lunch bhi 

TW: aaaaaaah kareena jee aaaaah ....andar ..aaap ke saare woh fevicol waale laast time waale saare hain na ? 

now saif understood kya baat ho rahi thi

saif :tw kareena tum dono

but bebo interrupted him

bebo : suna na tw ji ne bola subah aana bas

breakfast leke

dinner mai sirf fresh milk peete hai mantri jee

punjabi cow ka

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TW ek dum taken aback ..by how she is talking 

both quiet 

she eyeing him
 
bahar ....fork spoon plate sounds of rahul can be heard 

rahul : shruthi ...? sab theek ? 

TW : .......shurthi .kya bol rahi ho .. ? matlab. ..samajh rahi ho ....? (in whishper ) 

rahul ..ke rehte ? !! 

ghar pe hain woh ..?!!! 

shruthi : wo to ab doodh peeke so jayenge

fir unhe kuch hosh nhi

bitch has immersed sleeping pills in rahul milk

shruthi : to kaisi yaadein taaza karni hai

or haan mai bhabhi ki jaise roleplay nhi karungi

pehle hi bol de rahi hun

tw wife has told her everything

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now saif understood kya baat ho rahi thi

saif :tw kareena tum dono

but bebo interrupted him

bebo : suna na tw ji ne bola subah aana bas

breakfast leke

dinner mai sirf fresh milk peete hai mantri jee

punjabi cow ka

Tw realizing ....kareena had not told Saif 

TW smiling 

TW: ...bhai ....koi na ..hota hain ..

akele akele ..galat hain na ..

shaadi ke pehle tumahari ek raat ..woh .bandra waale farmhouse pe ..bahut sara (shows finger in hole sign) fevicol dalaa tha ....

punjaabaan ke andar ...

aaj ek baar aur sahi .. 

TW : bhai ....5000 cr ya ...aur loge ? bas halla mat karna 

woh toh 

(looks at kareena ) koi aur karega 

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shruthi : wo to ab doodh peeke so jayenge

fir unhe kuch hosh nhi

bitch has immersed sleeping pills in rahul milk

shruthi : to kaisi yaadein taaza karni hai

or haan mai bhabhi ki jaise roleplay nhi karungi

pehle hi bol de rahi hun

tw wife has told her everything

Tw : shruthi ..roleplay (TW ki gaand phat gayi )


TW:  kya role play .kuch bhi bolti hain woh ..auraat     (fake angry face) 


sees her laughing .realises she knows ..no acting wil work 

TW : woh shruthi peleas rahul ko mat bolna ..woh ..bas aise hi maine ek din .bol diya ...

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Tw realizing ....kareena had not told Saif 

TW smiling 

TW: ...bhai ....koi na ..hota hain ..

akele akele ..galat hain na ..

shaadi ke pehle tumahari ek raat ..woh .bandra waale farmhouse pe ..bahut sara (shows finger in hole sign) fevicol dalaa tha ....

punjaabaan ke andar ...

aaj ek baar aur sahi .. 

TW : bhai ....5000 cr ya ...aur loge ? bas halla mat karna 

woh toh 

(looks at kareena ) koi aur karega 

saif : 5000 crore

this amount compelling him to agree to proposal

kareena : oohh halla

pichli baar wo kisne kiya tha

aaaaahhh aaaahhhhh nichod daalegi kya aaaahhhh aaaahhhh insaan hun kitna krwaayegi

kareena : saif jaldi bolo na

saif : sir wo

kareena : cmon say it

saif : ok