Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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tw : look who has been reading IFCIMB and does not like Deepika alone ruling TW with her ghoonghaat :

tw : caught red handed (in a red ghoonghat) 

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tw : look who has been reading IFCIMB and does not like Deepika alone ruling TW with her ghoonghaat :

Katrina: ghoonghat pehen ne waali aur bhi hai TW ji.....

aapne kabhi dekha hi nhi 

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Katrina: ghoonghat pehen ne waali aur bhi hai TW ji.....

aapne kabhi dekha hi nhi 

katrina : 18.75 ....TW your 18.75 is mine 

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is baar company ki taraf se emloyees ke liye bhaar deal

told all the workers

jo bhi company ka profit sab se jyaada badhaayegaa

company will sponsor one night of him with his favourite actress

tw gaon se aaya tha 1 saal pehle

he just pounced on this offer

work long hours for company and overdo all others

finally asked by company to send whom he wants for night

tw just told katrina kaif

and company just gave him the key to a suite and told to go midnight

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is baar company ki taraf se emloyees ke liye bhaar deal

told all the workers

jo bhi company ka profit sab se jyaada badhaayegaa

company will sponsor one night of him with his favourite actress

tw gaon se aaya tha 1 saal pehle

he just pounced on this offer

work long hours for company and overdo all others

finally asked by company to send whom he wants for night

tw just told katrina kaif

and company just gave him the key to a suite and told to go midnight

tw had met ..katrina kaif years ago for  2 seconds on the mumbai airport

still kept that photo close to himself 

tw was sure ..boss will get a katrina kaif lookalike - like those bollywood copy cat body doubles 

but heck he did not mind 

reached the door 

last time saw the pic on his phone

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as tw opened door

he was stunned to look katrina on couch

saamne wali table pe couple of empty coffee cups

and she sipping coffee from another cup

as she saw tw and then at clock

katrina : thodi aur der karte to mai akeli hi so jaati

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as tw opened door

he was stunned to look katrina on couch

saamne wali table pe couple of empty coffee cups

and she sipping coffee from another cup

as she saw tw and then at clock

katrina : thodi aur der karte to mai akeli hi so jaati

tw : areey woh ..aap .aap 

tw : fuck ..aap to sach mein 

stunned
 
walking to the sofa 

tw :aap aap .katrina jee aap sach mein 

mujhe laga....ki ...koi ..i mean ..


aap sach mein ....sir ne ....itna bada ....

tw : aap .aap mere liye wait .............???? itni saari coffee ??? 

looking at all those empty coffee cups on the table 

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tw thought that he would just fuck a simple whore

thats why came late after finishing his work

but didnt expect that

looking at her and coffee

katrina smilingly : bas khud ko taro taaza rakhne ke liye

warna tum waapas jaakar bolte

madam ne theek se saath nhi diyaa

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tw thought that he would just fuck a simple whore

thats why came late after finishing his work

but didnt expect that

looking at her and coffee

katrina smilingly : bas khud ko taro taaza rakhne ke liye

warna tum waapas jaakar bolte

madam ne theek se saath nhi diyaa

tw going mad with lust  love ...smiling ear to ear 


tw : kya woh madam jee ..woh .aap ne itni coffee pee lee ..ab to aap ko raat mein neend ek dum nahin 

she smiling 

tw blushing

tw : aap ..aap sach mein mere saath .........................??

door not locked - just shut 

tw looking at the door and then her 

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tw looking at door

tabhi katrina bents to him a litte

whispers in tw ears

katrina : aap sab kuch bahar se achi tarah band karke aao

tab tak mai andar bedroom mai taiyaari karti hun