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no one was telling tw directly

thinking he might freak out

tabhi katrina comes closer

tw just looked down

katrina : pyaar karte ho na mujh se

tw first shocked then thought she asking whether he likes her as bhabhi

tw just nods

katrina : bas wahi to karna hai fir

tw : woh woh ..

everyone in the family giggling behind 

tw : woh woh .main .main samjha nahin 

woh toh main aap se. ..always i mean ...

woh .main ...matlab. ..

woh .aap log ..aise hass kyon ...(young TW) 

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tw looking at his family

but katrina just put her hand on tw cheeks

pulled her face to herself

tw heartbeat increasing

katrina : ghar mai nya mehmaan aane wala hai

is liye sab log khush hain

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tw looking at his family

but katrina just put her hand on tw cheeks

pulled her face to herself

tw heartbeat increasing

katrina : ghar mai nya mehmaan aane wala hai

is liye sab log khush hain

tw : naya mehmaan ...

ghar mein ..abhi ..naya 

looks puzzled and then smiles and looks at her 

tw : aap aur bhaiya .....kya baat hain panditjee aap bhi .puja ke liye isiliye 

congrats bhabhi 

(mann mein dukhi ..par bolna to padega)

kitni sahi khabar hain .bhaiya kidhar hain ?

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seeing tw is ok for now

katrina talks further

katrina : laane wale to mai or tumhaare bhaiyya hi the

par tumhaare bhaiyaa kaam mai fas gye

so wo ab saare bol rahe the

mere saath tuum le aao wo mehmaan

is ghar mai

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seeing tw is ok for now

katrina talks further

katrina : laane wale to mai or tumhaare bhaiyya hi the

par tumhaare bhaiyaa kaam mai fas gye

so wo ab saare bol rahe the

mere saath tuum le aao wo mehmaan

is ghar mai

tw : yeh yeh ..aap log ..yeh kya mazaaak hain 

arey aap log 

tw turning around looking at all 

ma .baba. .pandit jee 

tw : pandit jee ..ma..aap log toh kuch 

tw :yeh bhabhi kya anaap shanaap ......................................

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maa : anaap shanaap bhabhi bol rahi hai ya tu

bas jab dekho apna college apne dost

kabhi ghar walon ka bhi koi kaam kar diya kar

pandit jee ne aaj ka hi bola hai

katrina standing behind tw : rakesh ki bhi haan hai

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maa : anaap shanaap bhabhi bol rahi hai ya tu

bas jab dekho apna college apne dost

kabhi ghar walon ka bhi koi kaam kar diya kar

pandit jee ne aaj ka hi bola hai

katrina standing behind tw : rakesh ki bhi haan hai

tw 's mind exploded 

tw : ...kya .kya .aap log ..kya 

bhabhi .bhaiya ki biwi hain 

main kaise ....

aur .pandit jee. aap ka .dimaag kharab hain kya ...yeh sab kya bio padha hain aap ne ..kabhi ...

ek baar mein thode na ...

and then ..looks at katrina 

tw : bhabhi .....jhooth mat .bolo ..rakesh bhaiya ko main abhi phone (tw taking out phone to call rakesh )

mind exploding just .thinking ...bhaiya asking him to do his wife 

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before tw could call rakesh

katrina herself put rakesh on video call

rakesh : kya hua maan nhi raha hai kya

katrina nodding no : aap hi kuch bolo

turning camera to tw

rakesh : ghabraa mat tw

bhabhi hai na

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before tw could call rakesh

katrina herself put rakesh on video call

rakesh : kya hua maan nhi raha hai kya

katrina nodding no : aap hi kuch bolo

turning camera to tw

rakesh : ghabraa mat tw

bhabhi hai na

tw looking at the screen 

tw : wahi to main ...

bhaiya bhabhi ..hain meri 

aap ki biwi hain 

main kaise ...

yeh aap log ..yeh sa.b .kya ...

aap ..aap ....

aap toh padhe likhe ho ..pandit jee ka .rehne do .aap to samajh rahe ho na .woh ..woh thode na ek baar mein ..

pandit jee toh kuch bhi ...