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RE: Dirty Mind - timewaster - 24-08-2019

Tw : August just got over .....but the rainy season just got started Wink

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RE: Dirty Mind - lpg - 25-08-2019

suppose ghar ki bahu making rangoli like this in her verandah

or gaon ka thakur sees her like that

thakur :munshi ye kon

munshi : thakur apne rakesh ki gharwali hai

usi waqt thakur apni zindagi mai rang bharne ka soch le

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so gaon ke vidhan ke mutabiq

iske sasur ke ghar raid padwa de

police ke saath

or sasur darr ke maare kore kagaz pe angutha laga de 

saath mai pati bhi

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ab thakur ka khel shuru

agle din shart rakh de ya to saara khaandaan zindagi bhar gulaam bn ke rhe or sab cheezein girwi

ya fir is bahu ki dobara shaadi krwaaye

thakur se

or ghar walon ko mazbooran maanana pade

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or fir poore gaon ke saamne thakur ka byaah racha jaaye is sundri se

iske gharwale or pati ke saamne mangalsutra daalega iske galle mai

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or fir aayi milan ki bela

thakur insisted ki dulhan ko uski saas taiyyaar kare

or thakur ko uska pichla pati

thakur : maza degi na bistar pe

arey na bhi de aisi gori aurat ke saath nanga sone mai hi jannat hai

or fir katrina ke pati or saas ke saamne darwaaz band krke

thakur suhaagraat mnata hai apni biwi ke saath

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or fir agli subah katrina ke pichle pti se chaddar badlwaata hai

thakur : saali kitna jhadti hai

itna peeya bhi fir bhi aaaahhh par mazaa aa gya

badan ko itna satisfaction pehle kabhi nhi mila

then fir thakur ordered him ki mai or meri biwi (katrina) nhaa ke aate hain

tab tak kamra saaf ho jaana chahye

fir andar shower mai thakur or katrina ka sambhog

baahar puraana pati room ki safaai

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fir thakur decides ek long honeymoon pe chalte hain

katrina ke puraane pati ko bhi le chalta hai as their naukar

subah thakur apni nyi naveli dulhan ke liye shopping karta

or raat ko usi dress mai chudaai karta

katrina ke puraane pati ko bistar ke neeche sulaata side mai

or khud upar katrina ki chudaai arta

thakur : zindagi bn gyi meri aaaahhhhh

raat ko katrina ke pichle pati se kabhi paani mangwaata to kabhi tel ki bottle

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RE: Dirty Mind - lpg - 07-09-2019

imagine katrina first night as escort

and shewas booked by none other than the businessman

whom she even refused to hug once in a party

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businessman while rubbing his dick : us din gale nhi lgne diya tha

aaj aayi ho haath mai

jab tak chut mai se khoon na nikal dun rukunga nhi

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RE: Dirty Mind - CarbonFuelled939 - 07-09-2019

Are you the TW from Xossip? Wow mate!


RE: Dirty Mind - timewaster - 07-09-2019

(07-09-2019, 09:42 PM)CarbonFuelled939 Wrote: Are you the TW from Xossip? Wow mate!

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RE: Dirty Mind - CarbonFuelled939 - 07-09-2019

(07-09-2019, 11:07 PM)timewaster Wrote: [Image: tumblr_ognzf6TGKZ1rqyx6io6_250.gif]

I take it as a 'yes' then, eh?! Nice to see you here man! Keep up the good work.


RE: Dirty Mind - timewaster - 07-09-2019

tw : alia bhatt in kenya Big Grin

ufffffffffffff....isse ....ek bada 18.75 dikh gaya toh aaaaaaah ..jungle resort mein bula ke.. india porter/tourist guide ka....raat bhar ..(bahar janwaar chilaayegne .andar yeh )

aur ..tej aur tej aaah aaaaaaaaah oh my godaaaah (herself holding her toes ...both legs spread wide ..taking 18.75 in and out in and out )

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subah bolegi .. : sone to do .....dopeher ko phir kar lena ...

tab tak laao choos ke ..thoda halka kar deti hoon (swallows the load of this lowly indian porter / tourist guide with an 18.75... like seedhe mooh mein le ke ..gatak Big Grin  )

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RE: Dirty Mind - timewaster - 07-09-2019

(07-09-2019, 11:10 PM)CarbonFuelled939 Wrote: I take it as a 'yes' then, eh?! Nice to see you here man! Keep up the good work.

thanks !!!


RE: Dirty Mind - CarbonFuelled939 - 07-09-2019

(07-09-2019, 11:18 PM)timewaster Wrote: Alia : good work ? ...someone stop this man ....

(TW climbing on top of her ..... naked) 

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Why the hell are you tagging my comment and posting crapshit?


RE: Dirty Mind - timewaster - 07-09-2019

(07-09-2019, 11:19 PM)CarbonFuelled939 Wrote: Why the hell are you tagging my comment and posting crapshit?

TW : have always posted "crapshit" like this.. ...



apologies ..your last comment ...made me feel you like my kinda posting 

no problems editing and not "tagging" your comment any more :Big Grin

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