Dirty Mind

[hellskitchen]

chote bhai ke patni ko bi Holi khelna hey gaun ke ladki ko tho bhuligaye aap log 


TW bhaisaab apne bahu rani ka be deghbal karna jarruri hey 

aur kitne din chote bhai ke lulli se kam chala na padega

abb kuch bada sa tazza sa tandurusth kalla katta khaneka maan kar raha hey 

ayengena choti bahu ko kush karney jalldee 

[hellskitchen]

Kajal : Aaaj lagtha hey sasur ji ka sevaa karneyka adesh mujhe milla hey ghar ke badi bahu hone key nathe vo mera karthavy hey

per jab be mey unkey seva karney jathi hun vo din ber ratho ko mere pathi akhey mere tutttee badan ko maram lagathe hey 

mere Sasur ka seva karna koi choti motti batha nahi 18.7inch  ka bath hey 

"ayyeee sasur jee" 

[BUNNY'S_DOG]

Kajal : Aaaj lagtha hey sasur ji ka sevaa karneyka adesh mujhe milla hey ghar ke badi bahu hone key nathe vo mera karthavy hey

per jab be mey unkey seva karney jathi hun vo din ber ratho ko mere pathi akhey mere tutttee badan ko maram lagathe hey 

mere Sasur ka seva karna koi choti motti batha nahi 18.7inch  ka bath hey 

"ayyeee sasur jee" 

(I am kajals sasur)
Kajal tel malish kro (i ssat on chair pulled up my dhoti to show my feet and calves)

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Kajal : Aaaj lagtha hey sasur ji ka sevaa karneyka adesh mujhe milla hey ghar ke badi bahu hone key nathe vo mera karthavy hey

per jab be mey unkey seva karney jathi hun vo din ber ratho ko mere pathi akhey mere tutttee badan ko maram lagathe hey 

mere Sasur ka seva karna koi choti motti batha nahi 18.7inch  ka bath hey 

"ayyeee sasur jee" 

TW : thanks mate. ..
(and super thanks for the kriti one ..loved it ) 

came across  a dirtier one :

TW unmarried bacholor very very very rich .. elder brother  of  kajal's husband ..deciding to marry ....kajal and rahul ....taken aback both had thought ki TW ki jaydaad unki hogi .after Tw now ..this ..so kajal and rahul ...this afternoon ..offers aap kisi aur se shaadi mat karo na .. ?

 main hoon na .. (joint wife of rahul and TW) full slutty bitch

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Continuing Tradition of posting dirty thoughts by xossip members on the Monthly Tharki IFICMB Survey  for March 2019

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Question :One REAL LIFE LOOK (i..e. from a real like event/ function / appearance/ spotted on street or sets NOT FROM a movie/ ad/ song) of a celebrity ..from MARCH 2019 (or in last 3 months) which made you want to fuck her madly in your mind (shag on her )???Please answer in following format Celebrity - where / occassion- wearing what - what turned you on ?

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Question :One REAL LIFE LOOK (i..e. from a real like event/ function / appearance/ spotted on street or sets NOT FROM a movie/ ad/ song) of a celebrity ..from MARCH 2019 (or in last 3 months)  which made you want to fuck her madly in your mind (shag on her )???Please answer in following format Celebrity - where / occassion- wearing what - what turned you on ?

Only complete or responses which make sense (some are gibberish - bhaiyon lund se nahin fingers se type karo next time) are being highlighted here ...

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Question :One REAL LIFE LOOK (i..e. from a real like event/ function / appearance/ spotted on street or sets NOT FROM a movie/ ad/ song) of a celebrity ..from MARCH 2019 (or in last 3 months)  which made you want to fuck her madly in your mind (shag on her )???Please answer in following format Celebrity - where / occassion- wearing what - what turned you on ?

Alia bhatt filmfare look

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Question :One REAL LIFE LOOK (i..e. from a real like event/ function / appearance/ spotted on street or sets NOT FROM a movie/ ad/ song) of a celebrity ..from MARCH 2019 (or in last 3 months)  which made you want to fuck her madly in your mind (shag on her )???Please answer in following format Celebrity - where / occassion- wearing what - what turned you on ?

Alia Bhatt - Filmfare Awards - wearing a transparent net like dress - perfect face...perfect hair...perfect cleavage...damn even her collarbone gave me a raging boner...To take her home after that event and making love to her all night would have been heavenly... Lucky Ranbir is living the dream

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Question :One REAL LIFE LOOK (i..e. from a real like event/ function / appearance/ spotted on street or sets NOT FROM a movie/ ad/ song) of a celebrity ..from MARCH 2019 (or in last 3 months)  which made you want to fuck her madly in your mind (shag on her )???Please answer in following format Celebrity - where / occassion- wearing what - what turned you on ?

Alia bhatt filmfare look