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Jacqueline looks at him like in pic

Jacqueline: bol to aise rahe ho.............jaise TW ho

(needless be know to TW, she was a big fan of IFICMB, recently her friend showed it to her, to tell her how popular she is, among Indian guys)

(wahan se TW ki uspey stories padte padte she really git inqusitive about him, and now had came to this area, to finally meet his fan, this common guy TW, by 

narrowing this area through a computer hacker)

chalo niklo yahan se, main yahan kisi aur ko dhoondne aayin hoon, pata hai to batao, ye TW yahan kaahan milega, warna tum mera time waste na karo

tw : areey jacuqeline jee. aap .itni raat gayein akele akle ...road pe 


i mean koi ..kuch 

tw :aap ..aap sach mein TW ko khoj rahi ho..

i mean .ifcimb walaa ?

koi kaam tha ?

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Jacqueline: Mujhe ride karna zyada pasand hai

tw :Aaaaaaaaaaaaah ...kariyeaga ride 

mera ghoda to .kab se aap ko dekh ke ...bidak raha hain 

bahut ....hin hina raha hain 

chadhiyega uss pe ?

[loveceleb]

tw : areey jacuqeline jee. aap .itni raat gayein akele akle ...road pe 


i mean koi ..kuch 

tw :aap ..aap sach mein TW ko khoj rahi ho..

i mean .ifcimb walaa ?

koi kaam tha ?

Jacqueline Fernandez, poore India ke har mard ki dahdkan

aise, trying to find this common man TW

Jacqueline blushes a little 

Jacqueline: haan wo IFICMB walaa

haan usse milna tha? milwa sakte ho?

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Jacqueline Fernandez, poore India ke har mard ki dahdkan

aise, trying to find this common man TW

Jacqueline blushes a little 

Jacqueline: haan wo IFICMB walaa

haan usse milna tha? milwa sakte ho?

tw quiet 

tw : aap kahin unko ..i mean ...koi ..police wolice 

she ...turns to auto 

jacuqeline : bhaiya aap ....idhaar galat jagah laaye ho ...chalo ..aap 

tw : woh woh rukiye woh woh 

kitna ....lagega ? (the line in most TW's plot ) woh .....jhanghon ke beech mein ..... ?!! 

[loveceleb]

tw quiet 

tw : aap kahin unko ..i mean ...koi ..police wolice 

she ...turns to auto 

jacuqeline : bhaiya aap ....idhaar galat jagah laaye ho ...chalo ..aap 

tw : woh woh rukiye woh woh 

kitna ....lagega ? (the line in most TW's plot ) woh .....jhanghon ke beech mein ..... ?!! 

Jacqueline suddenly stops and looks at TW

Jacqueline: tum TW?

A big smile on her face, heppiness, ki finally she found her number 1 fan.........kitney logon ne bola ki TW must not exist, but she kept on believing and now, he was 

here

Autowala: madam........wo chalein, (thinking ki kya kismat hai, aaj Jacqueline Fernandez ko ghar chodega)

Jacqueline gives TW a big hug

TW fappppp

Jacqueline instinctively takes her creamy hand and puts it over TW's hard on, over clothes, so autowala doesn;t see it

Jacqueline: aap jao bhaiya.............ab to aaj auto nahi chahiye...........ab to shayad kal hi.......

TW: 0.o

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Jacqueline suddenly stops and looks at TW

Jacqueline: tum TW?

A big smile on her face, heppiness, ki finally she found her number 1 fan.........kitney logon ne bola ki TW must not exist, but she kept on believing and now, he was 

here

Autowala: madam........wo chalein, (thinking ki kya kismat hai, aaj Jacqueline Fernandez ko ghar chodega)

Jacqueline gives TW a big hug

TW fappppp

Jacqueline instinctively takes her creamy hand and puts it over TW's hard on, over clothes, so autowala doesn;t see it

Jacqueline: aap jao bhaiya.............ab to aaj auto nahi chahiye...........ab to shayad kal hi.......

TW: 0.o

tw : woh jacqueline .jee. yeh ..yahi mera ghar hain 

(pointing to ..a small building society ) 

aap idhar ...?

jacqueline (rubbing his crotch - no one can see ) : dikhaaoage nahin ?

tw : jee jee 

taking her 

she turns and winks at the auto guy and all the men ..who are stopping and staring at this scene 

she going with this common man .this nerd bachelor to his flat

[loveceleb]

tw : woh jacqueline .jee. yeh ..yahi mera ghar hain 

(pointing to ..a small building society ) 

aap idhar ...?

jacqueline (rubbing his crotch - no one can see ) : dikhaaoage nahin ?

tw : jee jee 

taking her 

she turns and winks at the auto guy and all the men ..who are stopping and staring at this scene 

she going with this common man .this nerd bachelor to his flat

And with that peoples jaw dropped

Jacqueline Fernandez, the hottest smoke show of Bollywood

going home, with this nerd bachelor TW's flat

TW entering his building with Jacqueline

Sharma, building society head

TW ko bahut sunata tha, kehta tha ki jaldi utha kar, ye aajkal ke naujawaan kisi layak nahi

Sharma: Abe TW tu............kitni baar bola, society mein time se soya kar.......

stops mid sentence

Sharma: Jacqueline ji aap............iske saath? 0.o

Jacqueline: yahi building hai kya tumhari TW

TW:

[loveceleb]

LC: uff Jacqueline ji...........humari bhi kuch setting karwa dijiye na, apni dost ke saath

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And with that peoples jaw dropped

Jacqueline Fernandez, the hottest smoke show of Bollywood

going home, with this nerd bachelor TW's flat

TW entering his building with Jacqueline

Sharma, building society head

TW ko bahut sunata tha, kehta tha ki jaldi utha kar, ye aajkal ke naujawaan kisi layak nahi

Sharma: Abe TW tu............kitni baar bola, society mein time se soya kar.......

stops mid sentence

Sharma: Jacqueline ji aap............iske saath? 0.o

Jacqueline: yahi building hai kya tumhari TW

TW:

tw : aaaaaaaaj TW ka lund tight 

dil mein himmat 

poora mard 

tw : sharma ..sun subah aana .bhaag idhar se. ...

(sharma shocked) 

tw hand around : jacqueline ..meri hi hain ..aap aao ..(opening door of flat) 

[loveceleb]

LC: ab mana ki 50 ke ho gaye hain

lekin ab starlet ko aisi zabardast movie di...........doobta hua career bachwa liya

aur movie bhar jamke diya......

to ab starlet bhi to aayegi na humein THANK YOU bolney.........movie ke hit honey ke baad..........