Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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lpg ki lungi mai harkat hone lagi thi

aa rahi hai muthi mai

lpg : shruti samjha karo

unhe wahan ek khule dimaag wali ladki chahiye

ab badan to thik thaak hai (checking her out)

par itne kapde pehne dekha hai kisi heroine ko

Shruthi looks down 

Shruti : sir ....kapde ko kya hain .woh kya kehte haain script ki demand ho na .sir ..toh ladki kuch bhi kar jayegi 

aap vishwaas karo sir ..

aap bas johar saab se mila do ...bata rahi hoon aap ki izaat rakh loongi 

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TW: sir honestly .....

kya milega ..mehant kar ke ...

kuch advertising contracts 

max movie bana denge jaise dhoni sir pe banaayi 

aur kuch din paisa 

kitna bhi acha khel loon ..team haari WC mein na to poore gaaon mein gaali denge 

kuch milna dhilna hain nahin ....risk itna ..

na ho payega bhaiya ..aap ..log ..braeve ho ...mujh se na ho payega 

anushka : kyu tw itna hi kyu

or bhi bohot kuch milta hai 

gives a slutty smile

virat bhi ek halki si hansi hansta hai as he knew what she means

anushka : virat bol raha tha mere fan ho

kya acha lagta hai mere baare mai

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anushka : kyu tw itna hi kyu

or bhi bohot kuch milta hai 

gives a slutty smile

virat bhi ek halki si hansi hansta hai as he knew what she means

anushka : virat bol raha tha mere fan ho

kya acha lagta hai mere baare mai

TW : aap ki toh baat hi aur hain bhabhi (smiling lighting up )

aap ....ki to har movie dekhta hon main 

aap ..statidum mein aati hain na ..toh meri strokes ....aur hard ho jaati hain 

kaal aap na hoti ground mein toh thodi na performance 

aap to best ho .. :

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Shruthi looks down 

Shruti : sir ....kapde ko kya hain .woh kya kehte haain script ki demand ho na .sir ..toh ladki kuch bhi kar jayegi 

aap vishwaas karo sir ..

aap bas johar saab se mila do ...bata rahi hoon aap ki izaat rakh loongi 

lpg : are paraaye mardon ke saath scene karna padega

naach gaana

mardon ka haath tumhari kamar pe

kapde utaare jayenge itne logon ke saamne

or fir honthon pe chumban

kar logi??

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lpg : are paraaye mardon ke saath scene karna padega

naach gaana

mardon ka haath tumhari kamar pe

kapde utaare jayenge itne logon ke saamne

or fir honthon pe chumban

kar logi??

Sruthi : kya sir aap bhi 

hero log ..bhi to itne ....(blushing )


ab unke saath kaun na bolega 

and then (recovering) script ki demand ho to sab kar loongi sir 

[Indiansaiyan]

Vaise IPG... Shruti ke peeche lagke iss mat bhool jaana

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TW : aap ki toh baat hi aur hain bhabhi (smiling lighting up )

aap ....ki to har movie dekhta hon main 

aap ..statidum mein aati hain na ..toh meri strokes ....aur hard ho jaati hain 

kaal aap na hoti ground mein toh thodi na performance 

aap to best ho .. :

anushka : acha hard stroke

waise strokes to mai bhi bohot ache se maarti hun

kyu baby??

virat smiling : baby you are best in that

anushka : shot kitne maar lete ho din mai

virat almost falls from bed

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anushka : acha hard stroke

waise strokes to mai bhi bohot ache se maarti hun

kyu baby??

virat smiling : baby you are best in that

anushka : shot kitne maar lete ho din mai

virat almost falls from bed

TW sees viraat get schoekd at the question

TW bhola bhala gaaon ka ..

TW : .samjhe nahin madam ..ab groudn mein utare hain to gienge thoda na ..ball aaye sott denge 

shot pe shot .maarenge ..rukenge thode na 

aap ne to dekha hain humara khel

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Sruthi : kya sir aap bhi 

hero log ..bhi to itne ....(blushing )


ab unke saath kaun na bolega 

and then (recovering) script ki demand ho to sab kar loongi sir 

lpg : dekho movies mai paise lagata hun mai

agar doob gaye to kon dega

postmaster ji ke paas to bas adha acre zameen or ek chota sa ghar hai

itna bada risk kaise lunga

dick rising

[lpg]

Vaise IPG... Shruti ke peeche lagke iss mat bhool jaana

aaahhh mat dikhao bhai

shruti ko dhakka de ke abhi iske ghar chala jaunga