Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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mujhe to bas iska bistar

or uspe ye nangi

Katrina : aur chhaddega kaun tum ya ..woh tW ? 

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ffuucckk that look when she is absolutely bored at home

and needs a toy to play with

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ffuucckk that look when she is absolutely bored at home

and needs a toy to play with

TW:  woh katrina jee. woh aap bore ho gayi hain ...

main aap ko bore. .karoon ? 

i mean ...woh i mean bore ? 

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tw : was thinking of her .and ...saw an old video and mind went back to reflect. ....................................................................




warning : a very long post !!!


Her name : Katrina Turquotte
Her Bday :  16 July 1983
Her Age : 36
Height : 5' 8.5"
Weight : 56kgs
Figure : 34-26-34 Inches
Bra Size : 34B

TWs' fucking katrina kaif in his brain journey through time :  (what TW remembers) 

2003   : Boom  : Tw noticed ....but sporadic shags like watching porn !







2005: : Sarkar ....tiny role ..she in tennis attire : noticed ...decided to look out 




2005 : MAine pyaar kyun kiya  noticed her breasts in that suicide attempt scene and ..flat long tummy in ..just chill chill but found her too dumb



2006  : humko dewana kar geyein ...ice cream spilling on her cleavage. ..still remember that moment  and her accent 




2007 : namaste london : she with that handkerchief as a mask on her face ....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




2008 : funny as it may sound .when Race came ..bipasha was hotter and bigger than katrina 

but i came home and found myself..shagging madly to this song 

like MADLY 



even her moves in the title rolling song ..her thrusts uhhhhhhh got me 




same year .sing is king 

jee karda. ...ek toh woh accent ..uss pe ..utni choti ...uddhne utthaane waali skirt. .....mera to uth gaya ..by god 




2009 : the onslaught gets ......to next level 

blue : the look many boys ..went weak in the knees from ..barely any scenes in the movie .but man that look 



same year : the look which despite not showing any skin made me shag like mad for her 

so much that i started remembering her name and shagging almost every third day  on  her







and then came same year ...de dana dan ...jaisa naam ..waise looks 

ek to paise paise mein aisa hilaay ussney boobs ko :




and then in the same movie ..that epic .......gale lag ja ...made ...the whole india ....leak ...leak and leak 




and then came THE YEAR 2010

AND SHE HAPPENED 

TEES MAAR KHAN - DIN MEIN 30 BAAR MAAR RAHA THA KATRINA KAIF PE 





2011 : Zindagi na milegi dobara 

suddenly ..she ....became herself ..no actress just herself .natural ...with that accent ..with that body 

and boom - she just almost liked asked TW ...come do me ..every day 




and then those real life apperances got .....fuck so dick raising too 




same year 2011 bodyguard just one cameo and ...man that smile ..that tummy 

made me cum like ....gallons ..gallons gallons




and then came ..mere brother ki dulhan ....

bc .movie ki hero bhi yeh heroine bhi yeh 

every shot ..every frame .hila hila ke pagal

those expressiosn 

dhunki ..talwaar.....choo mantar went crazy for her 

pyaar hone lag gaya bc 




and then 2012 came 

like the continous 3rd year of non stop shagging on katrina ...pyaar hona to ..waajib tha 

roj chod raha tha ...daily almost 

started with ................................

Chikni Chameli from Agneepath 

poora jan - feb -march almost daily ..chikni ki chikni chut/haabhi.. .aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah






movie to movie ..perofrmance mein toh bhai saab. ...

lund khada hota .....nikalta ...phir khada ho jaata 







abhi chikni pe hilaana chal hi raha tha 

ki same 

year 

ek that tiger happened 





and the performances on that song 

another level ...man another fucking lvel 







for folks ..in IFICMB at that time 

in 2012 was when ..katrina suddenly moved from ...just masturbation ..queen to high mindshare love for TW 

PL once said - eternal consort of TW in those days 

jab tak hain jaan made it happen

TW had thought. .anushak hain to bas ussi pe 

but .katrina ....suddenly toook an equal share .some times beating out anushka in tW's mind despite .....tw's love for anushka 

and then is when the top 2 ..concept of TW emerged
 
katrina ..cemented her position 

and i think the one which vaulted her there was this one  - made my mind explode with love lust




and then this .
and this and this ..and this 






Just when you thought ..you could not shag so much on one woman ..every day 

then 2013 

came and came 



she just demanded it ...with every look ...every frame 

and all i coud do was ...give it to her ..every day ....every time i saaw her 



katrina kaif ...was ...literally rulling my world



har din chadhta tha uss pe in my mind ...mostly more than once a day 



even the promotions looks ..in this time 

bc ..ek ek look pe .....din mein 2-3 baar 




2014 : you thought ....isse zyadaa you cant do one woman ..so many times 

and then :




even her simple looks in the movie ...lund tod rahe thei

ab. ...now it had been some years of doing her ...every day 

ab toh ... 

even fully dressed ..lund was going .hard in love 



ab tak ..pyaar and lust had got intermingled deeply 

so many years of almost ..on an average daily 

2015 happened 



a movie with almost no explosure ..as if she heard my cnodition ...in bang bang even when she was fully dresssed
 
did not stop me

this was in fact lovelust mein love increaseing ...de dana choda 



and then in promotions she balanced the lust for me too 










2016 : Fitoor 

again lovelust mix 

kabhi ...dressed ...kabhi ...showing and ...mostly love/lust 



bhaari baarti teasing 



an under rated ..kamaasutra level song 



with this movie 

her promotions looks went ballistic 

every look ..every fucking look wsa dick blowing 





same year ...lovelust was alrready ruling my mind 

when she ..brought this

BAAR BAAR ...dekho 

the epitome of lovelust

by god ..apni samajh ke chodne ..laga ...

bacha ...daalna tha katrina ke andar. .har baar ..har baar 




















and then those promotional looks uhhhhhhh too too too much 




2017


by the time 2017 came .katrina lovelust was solidified in TW's mind 

ab .to ..almost every day type ho gaya tha .apani se lagti thi 

pink chut mein kaala lund 

she .in her accent taking TW's name 

and then ...she brought back the look ....which made tw go mad in 2008 without even her showing an inch just her glasses 

---

jagga jassoos : love just blasted out for her ...like .BLASTED 






and then same hyear ..the ..follow up to tiger
 
har scene mein hilaaaayaa ...katrina ..kaif ....ruled the world 

swag se ...shaag kiya sab ne ...





by now 2017 end 

lovelust had reached its prime 

it was the default status of TW for katrina 

apni hain ...pyaar bhi hain .hawas bhi 

and then 2018 

she went and forced my dick .again ..into her ...this time with vigor .as if sh eread. the ...pet mein bacha daalna hain 

with even mouthin a line 

aulaag degi kya ?!!

bacha ....lo na katrina mera .became the default of my fantasies for her





2018 ...was yet to get over. .when she ...ensured. ..ki .aur koi nahin le paayegi uska lund 

she just spread her legs. .and let  the parcham ...fahraored in her pink angrezan pussy 












that was end of 2018

in 2019 

her big realease was supposed to be a patriotic movie ...the hot item song (slow motion ) was disha patani's someone younger 

and you thought she wont be hot 

and then ...

fuck you .to everyoen 

especially for the lovelust mad crowd like TW ..she just took it to another level of lovelust seduction 

apni ...lagne waala sedcution 

sab. ....man hi mann boor chodte chodte ..shaaheed ho gayein :



















That was the story 

she came on the screen 2003

idiot TW discovered her in 2008

went mad for her in 2010



went into hyperdrive - lovelust by 2012 ....Jab TAk Hain Jaan 

and .then ...

2016 : lovelust ..became a thing 

i dont know how long she will be onscreen but man ...kya asar kiya hain ....

ab to ..kahin raaste mein poster bhi dekhta hoon to khada ho jata hain...pyaaar aata hain .apni lagti hain ..i hope we never meet in course of my work ....pata nahin kya hoga  

 



to many many more mating sesssions with katrina kaif (in my mind) 

cheers

tw

[Indiansaiyan]

The Perfect Woman...

Not a clear picture but still Perfect

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https://xossipfap.com/forum/thread-35-po...#pid470268

man you have covered every fntasy of a true katrina shagger

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man you have covered every fntasy of a true katrina shagger

KAtrina : well that you know ...he is ....tW is  full of pure lovelust for me 

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tw : .....

quarantine days

tW getting bored at home

makes this .....program for sensory time travel in 10d environments for IFCIMB fucking celebs in virtual environments. .

you could load what you want

mutliple peopel could log in

and lead a virtual life as per role chosen





unknown to TW ..this becoming super powerful ....

slowly .all kinds of people logging in 

and then one day .....he sees a user ..katrina ....

always asking for role plays arround her songs  (sendhin him private messages)




and then ina chat ..he learns ..she is katrina kaif .the actor katrina kaif ..bored at home 

in quarantine wants to play the game with ...the gamemaster TW 

tw cant believe it 

he asks what game .../ whta role and she says ...something like this 

she shares a plot idea : 

katrina married to an old king who cant satisfy her .that afternoon .....

raja did her ..and ..then went to sleep ...


raja ko sulaa ke

called the guard ....inside 

tw to play guard 




TW cant believe this ..

tw : you sure ...??

katrina (in chat ) : areey real mein thode na hain ..headset ..imagination mein na 

what she did not know was when 2 people are connected they can feel everythign ....and ...feel it so deeply that people ..bled when hit .(mind powers at a whole new level ..that pain could be flet ..some even claimed .they felt other body secretoins)

tw : oh ooh ok if you are sure 




tW : ek minute yeh ...raani looks ..mein aap choose kar lo 

and then i will log in 

katrina .choosing 

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katrina going through looks

then sent this to tw



katrina : ok iam going in

see you there bodygurad

she logged in

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katrina going through looks

then sent this to tw



katrina : ok iam going in

see you there bodygurad

she logged in

tw ....goes in .looking all over 

he walking around a palace a huge one ..

guards all over 

no isign of ..katrina .as queen or king 

he asks someone for the kings chamber
 
and the guard points up 

tw looks up 

and tehre he seees. .katrina kaif ..the star. ..as a queen ..standing on the balcony in view of entire palace( no one dare look up )

shagging the old man 

the king ...who is ..almost moaning madly in passion