I Fuck Celebrities In My Brain (is back)

[Devil]

IFCIMB ka purana chawal

Kabhi ultimate shagger kabhi devil. 

These new bollywood babes brought me back. 

And truth be told i dont like seeing this thread quite. Had amazing time spend here with TW and gang

[Devil]

Aisi young jawan larki ko resist karoon itna self control nahie mera andar. Isko dekh dekh ka pata hi nahie kitni baar isko chod chuka

[Devil]

Chunkey pandey ka bohaat purana dost hoon ab uski beti actress ban gayi hai. As wrong as it sounds uski pictures dekh ka jerkoff karta hoon usko apna bed pa rooz raat imagine karta hoon. 

Eik din eik gathering pa chunkey ananya ko mera saath bejh deta hai ka isko main ghar drop kar doon. 


I am driving the car and ananya is sitting on the passenger side
 
Devil: so tell me ananya we are still 1 hour away from home how do you like bollywood

[Bobby090]

Chunkey pandey ka bohaat purana dost hoon ab uski beti actress ban gayi hai. As wrong as it sounds uski pictures dekh ka jerkoff karta hoon usko apna bed pa rooz raat imagine karta hoon. 

Eik din eik gathering pa chunkey ananya ko mera saath bejh deta hai ka isko main ghar drop kar doon. 


I am driving the car and ananya is sitting on the passenger side
 
Devil: so tell me ananya we are still 1 hour away from home how do you like bollywood

Ananya: Bollywood ki apni baat hi hai dev uncle. Bohat glamorous duniya hai bohat kuch experiences karna ko milta hain. I love bollywood

[Devil]

Ananya: Bollywood ki apni baat hi hai dev uncle. Bohat glamorous duniya hai bohat kuch experiences karna ko milta hain. I love bollywood

Dev: Haan Haan maina dekha tumhara eik 2 photoshoots waqai bohaaat glamour dikha 
( usko seat pa baitha hoa checkout kar raha)

Acha tell me kya kya experience kiya koyi.

[Bobby090]

Dev: Haan Haan maina dekha tumhara eik 2 photoshoots waqai bohaaat glamour dikha 
( usko seat pa baitha hoa checkout kar raha)

Acha tell me kya kya experience kiya koyi.

Ananya: travel kiya logoon sa mili enjoy kiya. Abhi bas apna career pa focus karna chah rahi eik do badi movies mil jayain toh career aur bhi set ho jayega.

[Devil]

Ananya: travel kiya logoon sa mili enjoy kiya. Abhi bas apna career pa focus karna chah rahi eik do badi movies mil jayain toh career aur bhi set ho jayega.

Dev: nice nice. Bas main bhi soch hi raha hoon wapis ajaon bollywood main 2-3 movies ki scripts chal rahi big budgets movies hain warna tumha zaroor cast karta. Glamorous women are always welcome in my movies.

[Bobby090]

Dev: nice nice. Bas main bhi soch hi raha hoon wapis ajaon bollywood main 2-3 movies ki scripts chal rahi big budgets movies hain warna tumha zaroor cast karta. Glamorous women are always welcome in my movies.

Ananya: kyun aisa kya hai un movies main. Ap aisa karain ap mera bhi audition kar lain agar apko achi lagi toh cast kar lena warna no hard feeling.

[Devil]

Ananya: kyun aisa kya hai un movies main. Ap aisa karain ap mera bhi audition kar lain agar apko achi lagi toh cast kar lena warna no hard feeling.

Dev: dear mera audition aisa nahi hota. Ajj raat ko audition karna shuru kiya toh pata nahie kitni raatain audition karta rahoonga. Eik baar ki performance sa mujhe satisfaction nahie hoti. 
Dekho apka ghar agaya ap jao

( i park the car and ask her to get off. ) mera address apko pata hai jab audition start karna hoga na toh eik week ka time lekar ajana audition mera ghar main hota hain. And remember kissi ko pata nahie chalna chahiya ka ap meri film ka loya audition karna ka soch rahi especially your dad warna pata hai na baat kaisa leak hoti hai.

( i goes inside and i drive home.)

[Bobby090]

Dev: dear mera audition aisa nahi hota. Ajj raat ko audition karna shuru kiya toh pata nahie kitni raatain audition karta rahoonga. Eik baar ki performance sa mujhe satisfaction nahie hoti. 
Dekho apka ghar agaya ap jao

( i park the car and ask her to get off. ) mera address apko pata hai jab audition start karna hoga na toh eik week ka time lekar ajana audition mera ghar main hota hain. And remember kissi ko pata nahie chalna chahiya ka ap meri film ka loya audition karna ka soch rahi especially your dad warna pata hai na baat kaisa leak hoti hai.

( i goes inside and i drive home.)

Ananya: ( ghar ka andar jata hi apna bag main 3-4 dresses rakhti hai aur apna dad ko msg karti hai ka woh ja rahi week apna dost ka ghar rehna aur pura 30 minute baad knocks on dev door)

( intercom pa) dekho main agayi itni raat ko bhi audition dena. Open the door please