Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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katrina was about to shake hands

just when tw gestures namaste

katrina bhi haath jod ke : namaste ji

aaj to bilkul khush lag rahe ho

lgta hai koi apna jeet gya hai aapka

crowd whistling almost breaking barricade

Media guy smiling : jawaab dijiye sir ...

TW looks at the crowd 

all cheering ...

katrina laughing looking at hte crowd : kyon theek bol rahi hoon na ? 

TW : ab .....

(all pause to listen ) 

ab maana ek desh se nahin hain 

aap britain ki aur hum pure desi par ..ab 

itno dino se milna milana (does this ) hain ..thoda apnapan to banta hain na ? 



crowd cheering 

media guy : kyno katrina jee.. .theek bol rahe hain na sir ? 

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Media guy smiling : jawaab dijiye sir ...

TW looks at the crowd 

all cheering ...

katrina laughing looking at hte crowd : kyon theek bol rahi hoon na ? 

TW : ab .....

(all pause to listen ) 

ab maana ek desh se nahin hain 

aap britain ki aur hum pure desi par ..ab 

itno dino se milna milana (does this ) hain ..thoda apnapan to banta hain na ? 

crowd cheering 

media guy : kyno katrina jee.. .theek bol rahe hain na sir ? 

katrina blushes

katrina : kabhi galat bolte hain ye

katrina : waise ab to aage se or piche dono jagah se milte hain

or kayi baar to chaati tak chadh ke bhi milte hai (boobfuck)

katrina : aaj aaraam se milenge na

looks at tw

audience : tw bhai biwi bna ke chodo aaj

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katrina blushes

katrina : kabhi galat bolte hain ye

katrina : waise ab to aage se or piche dono jagah se milte hain

or kayi baar to chaati tak chadh ke bhi milte hai (boobfuck)

katrina : aaj aaraam se milenge na

looks at tw

audience : tw bhai biwi bna ke chodo aaj

tw : areey kaun bola ....

whistles from crowd 

tW : ab .....(look to media guy)

media guy : madam ......public ..ka demand sun rahi ho aap ....aap ne kabhi socha hain shaadi ke baare mein .. ?? 

ummm ..kisi indian fan se ? (looking at TW) 

[Indiansaiyan]

Perversion Chalu Hai

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tw : areey kaun bola ....

whistles from crowd 

tW : ab .....(look to media guy)

media guy : madam ......public ..ka demand sun rahi ho aap ....aap ne kabhi socha hain shaadi ke baare mein .. ?? 

ummm ..kisi indian fan se ? (looking at TW) 

katrina : of course why not

pyaar bhi koi country dekh kar hota hai kya

ab koi din raat andar tak pyaar karega

or bada bada pyaar karega (british accent hindi)

to kyu nhi hogi shaadi

tw lund responding now

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katrina : of course why not

pyaar bhi koi country dekh kar hota hai kya

ab koi din raat andar tak pyaar karega

or bada bada pyaar karega (british accent hindi)

to kyu nhi hogi shaadi

tw lund responding now

Media guy : bada bada pyaar ....main samjha nahin ? 

looks at Tw 


tw pionts back at katrina 

Media : par ..madam ...tw sir ..toh aap ko shayad kai baar bol chuke hain na ... shaadi ke baare mein ?

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Media guy : bada bada pyaar ....main samjha nahin ? 

looks at Tw 


tw pionts back at katrina 

Media : par ..madam ...tw sir ..toh aap ko shayad kai baar bol chuke hain na ... shaadi ke baare mein ?

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Media guy : bada bada pyaar ....main samjha nahin ? 

looks at Tw 


tw pionts back at katrina 

Media : par ..madam ...tw sir ..toh aap ko shayad kai baar bol chuke hain na ... shaadi ke baare mein ?

katrina referring to tw cock 

while saying bada pyaar

now she moved onto nextquestion

katrina : kis haalat mai pucha hai shaadi ke baare mai iska pta kiya aapne

toote hue bed ke upar behosh padi hoti hun

fir bolte hai : maase milwa do

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katrina referring to tw cock 

while saying bada pyaar

now she moved onto nextquestion

katrina : kis haalat mai pucha hai shaadi ke baare mai iska pta kiya aapne

toote hue bed ke upar behosh padi hoti hun

fir bolte hai : maase milwa do

Crowd .going mad ..

sudns of pants being unzppied all over 

media guy looks t TW 

TW : arey bhai pyaar aata hain jab ..sabse zyada toh hi na mann se sach nikalata hain 

TW :poocho kitni baar gaya tha ghar ....pick up karne maa se milaane ke liye poocho pochooo

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Crowd .going mad ..

sudns of pants being unzppied all over 

media guy looks t TW 

TW : arey bhai pyaar aata hain jab ..sabse zyada toh hi na mann se sach nikalata hain 

TW :poocho kitni baar gaya tha ghar ....pick up karne maa se milaane ke liye poocho pochooo

katrina : ohh please tw tum to rehne hi do

looks at media guy 

katrina : ek baar ghar aaye neeche parking mai gaadi mai se hi horn bjaane lage

mom and isa wondering who is he

maine bola shooting ke liye aaya hai

and this tw

wahin parking mai hi (stops midway)

6 ghante parking mai gaadi hilati rahi

or fir bolta hai : ho gyi shooting

pucho inse