(16-05-2019, 09:46 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]saali ka har ek ched chodunga chadh ke
ye randi kisi drug se kamm nhi...ek baar jo nasha chadh gaya fir utarna mushkil h.  10-15 muth lagatar iske ched mei ghusegi
pta chal gya isko deepika pe khada hai mera
aa gayi is look mai
aaahhh katrina lund ko pankh lga diye saali
ab rakesh biwi ko is look mai leke aayega party mai
to boss bina chode kaise rahega
(17-05-2019, 03:13 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : rakesh ka pavirraar
parivaar to mai bnaunga iska aaj
iski biwi ki kokh bharke
ab jab boss saaf saaf bol dega
bistar garam kar nhi to pati ki naukri hamesha ke liye jaayegi
to inkaar kaise karegi
lund mai aag laa di aaj isne
look at the area around her neck
slowly slowly chumta hua iske hothon tak jaunga
katrina aaj to lund ke saath saath
tatte bhi ghusa dunga teri chut mai
kya lag rahi hai saali
bharat fil ki press conference mai katrina was looking a bomb
or salman ne bhi announce kar diya media ke saamne
sk : is role ke liye katrina national award jeetegi
whole room echoes with claps
but katrina got tense
what if she didnt get the award what if role pasand nhi aya what if....
her mind in pressure thinking about this
salman ne media kesaamne announce kar diya or agar award nhi mila then she will become a joke in industry
katrina tense mode mai seedha gyi national award jury ke chairman ke ghar
she had heard rrumous about him ..
maha tharki ....insaan
fully corrupt ...
in fact she had heard ...him ....been very disappointed. .when ....katrina's zindaagi na milegi dobara did not make it to national awards noimation...he had told someone ...pata to chalta ....angrezi chut mein baal hote hain ki nahin
salman ..always told her to stay away from tW
but aaj
she had to .....get this done ..
she ringing the door bell .
TW: arey kaun hain bhai ..itni raat gayein .. ?!!kaun hain ..(TW lives alone ....)
TW : areeeeeeeeeeeey ;D