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(09-11-2019, 12:40 AM)Cumster Wrote: [ -> ]cs ki nazar achanak se asin ki gaand par padi, uss matakti gaand ko dekh kar cs ka wahin tanak  gaya

akash jo kuch bhi bola wo cs k kaanon mein ghusa hi nahi

cs mann hi mann:kyaa gaand hai iss aurat ke, aisi kabhi dekhi nahi aaj tak aur na hi li hai

cs back to senses: kya kya kaha tumne

akash repeats everything

cs: haan haan job job kana......kiya kiya baat........ghar k badon ko aane de karte hain baat

(09-11-2019, 12:45 AM)Cumster Wrote: [ -> ]shruti in a stern voice: sirf iss baar chod rahi hun, next time you will be punished

waise naam kya bataya apna?

sars: sars!!!!!!!!!1

shruti: sarsss hmmmm ok.............what sars!!!!!!!!!! shruti could recall the name

shruti turns  to check kaun hai ye sars

and then..........surpriseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dono ek dusre ko dekhte chaunk jaate hai

shruti: tum!!!!!!!!!!

(09-11-2019, 12:45 AM)sars Wrote: [ -> ]akash : sir ghar main to bas main aur bhabhi hai .... bhiaya to 6 mahine se bahar videsh main hai .. wohi har mahine paise bhejte hai par ab main bhi kuch kamana chahta hooon par ye duniya bina sifarish ke naukri hi nahi deta yaha koi .. aap sifarish kar de to koi achi se naukri mil jaye mujhe bhi .. bhabhi ki sewa ke liye fir koi bahu le aau main bhi

asin comes back with tea and bends to give cup to u ..

Asin : chai lijiye .. hath agey kar cup deti hai .. pallu se cleavage dik raha hai

(09-11-2019, 12:48 AM)sars Wrote: [ -> ]sars bhi shruti ko dekh ke heraan ho jata hai .. uski assitant jisse kuch nahi ata tha itni badi company ki head to nahi ho sakti .. he thinks and then speak  .. ... 

sars: tum!1 .. yaha kaise? I mean ye to meri nayi boss ka cabin hai .. tum unki assistant ho?

(09-11-2019, 12:49 AM)Cumster Wrote: [ -> ]bas wo dekhte hi cs k hosh udd gaye

abb toh cs ko ye uske neeche chahiye thi, kisis bhi halat mein

cs: acha videsh mein hai...............mil jaegi naukri, mil jaegi...hum haina

bohot ache sanskar se bada kiya hai, cs ki nazar asin k cleavage par, cleavge k bich mangalsutra latak raha tha

(09-11-2019, 12:51 AM)Cumster Wrote: [ -> ]shruti gusse se ghurti hai

shruti: assistant!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I am shruti....shruti hassan VP of this organization

and mind your words before you talk anything stupid like this

(09-11-2019, 12:53 AM)sars Wrote: [ -> ]Asin hath jod ke .. 

Asin : bas devar ji bhi kaam pe lag jaye to apki meharbani hogi hamara parivaar pe .. aap jaise ache mantri kaha milte hia aajkal .. chai deti hai to hath touch hota hai hath pe .. 

chai ke sath kuch namkeen/biscuit bhi lijiye ... agey bad ke bisuit deti hai .. 

(09-11-2019, 12:55 AM)sars Wrote: [ -> ]sorry Shruti !! ... i didnt knew ki tum yaha ki head ho .. i m new assistant manager here .. ..wo receptionist ne batay ki tumse mil lu to understand my work and responsibilties ..

sars talking to her as if she was her old collegue but in a soft tone ..ek dum se he was shocked to see her

(09-11-2019, 12:57 AM)AJ 1997 Wrote: [ -> ]Hiii series