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Shilpa Shetty, har jawaan lande ki bachpan ki fantasy, unfortunately for ADP, married to her husband Raj Kundra and also having kid.

Fortunately for ADP Shilpa ka ghar, uske ghar ke paas he tha, aur kuch he dino mein usne unke saath dosti bhi kar li.

Shilpa ko lagta tha ki ADP ek sacha dost tha uska because of Bollywood fakeness, par ADP sala harami tha.

ADP jab bhi milta tha, who bade gandi naazron se us ko dekh ta tha.

Shilpa ne pehle jaane diya, kyunki ADP acha dost tha, par ab bohot ho gaya who next time usko confront karne wali thi.

Shilpa ne use us din bolaya jab Raj ko India se bahar jaana pada business ke liyee.

ADP at the doorstep ringing the doorbell, *Riinng Riinng*

“Door khula hai andar aa jao”. She in kitchen.

While taking shoes off ADP askes, “Kaise ho Shilpa Bhabhi, Raj bhai aur Viaan nahi dikh rahe?”

“Haan woh toh business trip ke liya bahar gaye hain aur Viaan bahar khel raha hai, tum aao andar mujhe tumse kuch baat karnia hai”

As ADP walks into kitchen he sees Shilpa washing dishes and checks her out aur imagining ke chudte wakt peche se kaise dikhti hogi.

Shilpa ne straight baat shuru ki,”ADP tum mujhe itni gandi naazron se kyon dekh te ho?

 Tum aise dekh te ho ki aankhon se nangi kar rahe ho, mein ek shaadi shuda aurat hu yeh sab nahi chale ga”

ADP stunned, usko yeh lagta ta tha ki Shilpa ko kabhi pata nahi tha. Par ab red handed pakad hi liya hai toh jhoot bolne ki koi vaaja nahi hai.

Haan Shilpa Bhabhi, mein dekhta houn par iss mein mera koi Kasur nahi, yeh sabi ka Kasur aapka hain.

Shilpa stunned and angered,”Mera Kasur?!? Yeh kaise?!?”

“Aap aise randi jaise kapde pehen ke bahar niklogi toh mein kya aapke ki pooja karoon? Shukar karo mein sirf dekh raha hoon”

Shipla hasn’t been this angry at anyone before. Who socti thi ke ADP ek ache ghar ka aadmi tha par ADP harami nikla.

“GET OUT ADP, MUJHE TUMHAAARI SHAKAL KABHI NAHIN DEKHNI”

ADP doesn’t want to create more trouble so he is wearing his shoes to get out.

Aur tabhi Shlipa ne aise cheez keh di jis ne ADP ka ego hurt kiya
Shilpa yells out, “SAALA THARKI!”

He grabs her from behind startsundoing her blouse and trying to pu one of his hands down her dress.

Shilpa start yelling”ADP naaahin, ye kya kar rahe ho, please mujhe jaane do please”