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(myself satish kumar yadav 52 year old black skinned old ethical boss of Yadav and sons steel industry,
The industry was started by my forefathers and we carry foreward the legacy i was very ethical and strict and every employee respects me )
(i am very generous and i always appreciate hardwork so the time of 2nd quarter has came and our company did 30 crores profit and i enlisted almost every one for the increment process and i saw one remark from many managers that Mr AS - lazy irresponsible...so except Mr AS i gave increment to all and everyone was happy)

AS: May I come in sir..??

(02-09-2019, 11:44 AM)FuckingWolf Wrote: [ -> ]AS: May I come in sir..??

(I was busy in preparing my chart for monday morning presentation thats when u came)
Yes AS come in
(Now what does this guy need)

(As boss calls me in, I get near to him and submitt the important documents file)
(And then I asked, feeling a bit hesitate to ask)
AS: Sir, You gave increment to every employee, except me, probably forgot to give me increment this time, Sir 

(02-09-2019, 11:53 AM)FuckingWolf Wrote: [ -> ](As boss calls me in, I get near to him and submitt the important documents file)
(And then I asked, feeling a bit hesitate to ask)
AS: Sir, You gave increment to every employee, except me, probably forgot to give me increment this time, Sir 

(I dont dven look at u as u give me those documents as i was in middle of something important as i was making my chart for the monday share holder meet)
Ohh thanks AS
(I was not looking at u thats when u asked the increment question i stopped doing what i i w doing)
AS no one forgets anything
Ur work was not good so u didn't get any increment 
U can talk all these with HR u may leave now i am in middle of something important
(Saala kabhi koi kaam nhi krega aur increment chahiye inhe )

AS: Sir, please sir. Try to understand, I need money.
Please give me increment sir, I have done overtime also.
(Ye salaa boss ko kaise patau ki ye meri salary badha de yaar)

(02-09-2019, 12:04 PM)FuckingWolf Wrote: [ -> ]AS: Sir, please sir. Try to understand, I need money.
Please give me increment sir, I have done overtime also.
(Ye salaa boss ko kaise patau ki ye meri salary badha de yaar)

See AS its its friday evening please dont argue with me today
My family is having a nice dinner for me today
You got what u deserved AS
If u need money u should work for it
(I started packing my bag and i also got a call from my wife)
Yess honey i am coming home 
So AS you may leave now.

AS: Sir, dinner?? But my wife had told me to call you for dinner.....
Actually Sir, aaj meri wife Kajal ka birthday hai.....so she wants you 
to be there for dinner. I hope you don't mind comming for dinner, today is
Kajal's birthday.....

(02-09-2019, 12:19 PM)FuckingWolf Wrote: [ -> ]AS: Sir, dinner?? But my wife had told me to call you for dinner.....
Actually Sir, aaj meri wife Kajal ka birthday hai.....so she wants you 
to be there for dinner. I hope you don't mind comming for dinner, today is
Kajal's birthday.....

ohh AS see my wife have already made dinner for me
(i havent seen ur wife so i dont know how she looks or anything about her)
why dont u say happy birthday to her from me 
(i wanted to get away from u as i knew u will try to butter me for getting an increment)

(While speaking to boss, my wife called me on the phone, I asked to
the boss, "please sir can I take the call, meri wife ka hi h, she must be 
asking about you are coming or not".
(While asking this, I showed my phone on which Kajal's photo is appearing,
and that is the time my boss first saw may wife, not clearly but yess.....he saw her)